Just got engaged to TSA security guard. Handsome African-American…

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PirateBob

@PirateBob · Apr 17, 2017

Just got engaged to TSA security guard. Handsome African-American. Well,maybe not official proposal. See, I'm TSA Precheck. But, he pulls me aside anyway. Says he needs to pat me down. Huh? Well, that was most thorough search I've ever had. No, that's me. Yes, honestly. I'm treating it as a proposal.