I'm not sure this is something to joke about, but I decided that I…

I'm not sure this is something to joke about, but I decided that I wanted to cook some traditional New Year's foods tonight - everything turned out great, but in the process, I made a neat little slice in my right middle finger while removing the slicing blade from my food processor. Later, while chopping onions with my ever-so sharp Cutco chef's knife, I sliced my left middle finger right down to the bone. I'm taking Gabapentin for my viral infection of Shingles and can't be trusted with sharp instruments.