Humor and Fun

This guy was having a problem with mice in his apartment. "Dude," he told a friend, "I've tried everything and those damn mice keep coming back." "I had the same thing man," his friend says. "All you have to do...

I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.

Dear Sir/madam/automated telephone answering service Having spent the past twenty minutes waiting for someone at Leith police station to pick up a telephone I have decided to abandon the idea and try e-mailing you instead. Perhaps you would be so...

www.foxnews.com/science/2013/08/12/testicle-biting-fish-may-be-invading-denmark/ Jaws may not be the only one salivating as you splash. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, a cousin of the piranha reported to go after...

Hello, I am a student and I am gathering data for my anthropology class on nudists. I want to accurately portray nudism so I appreciate your thoughtful responses and I will assure your information is anonymous. Thank you!...

You are American politicianAnthony Weiner, former U.S.Congressman from New York City.

From North Central Texas. I hope everyone has a great day.

I've Nude For 3 Years, There's Something Disturbed Me. When I Go To The Nude Beach, I Must Shave My... What About You?And What do You Think About That?

The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country. The Washington Post is read by people who think they ought to run the country. USA Today is read by people who...

This is not one of mine,but I think it's very good - RETIREMENT SONG - You remember: the tune from 'The Sound of Music' Rennies and nose drops and needles for knitting, Zimmers and handrails and new dental fittings, Bundles of magazines...