Humor and Fun

A man with an erection? Now that I have your attention. An erotically named thread Is most often read. But, to solicit rhymes or limericks is my intention.

Have you seen my new shirt, I can't find it anywhere ? No I think I'll skip lunch today.

No good being Santa -" He only cums once a year & that's down the chimney"

Awaiting your four words

More Americans have been married to Kim Kardashian than have died of Ebola.

A marriage is like a tornado. It starts with a lot of blowing and sucking, and ends with you losing the house.... ;~)

Just saw some responses to the Topic "Approach" and it occured that we might have some fun coming up with ways to say someone is lacking in somthing. An example would be, " He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal." ...

A man goes into a chemist and asks for 3 condoms, 1 red, 1 blue and 1 green. He takes his purchase and leaves. 9 months later the same man walks into the same chemist up to the same assistant and asks for a maternity bra. The assistant asks him...

Just heard that quote in a baseball interview, while talking about a nice sunny day. Thought it more fitting for nudists!

There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and -- WHACK!! -- knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big dude says, "That was a karate...