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Add A Limerick.

A man with an erection?
Now that I have your attention.
An erotically named thread
Is most often read.
But, to solicit rhymes or limericks is my intention.

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There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini.

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Sorry Thomas, that is not a Limerick. NudeJohnny had a perfect Limerick. Congrats.
Yes, your second effort was perfect. Good job.

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Sorry Thomas, that is not a Limerick. NudeJohnny had a perfect Limerick. Congrats.Damn, you are right. The nude girl distracted me. I'll do better next time. In the mean time, add one of your own.

12-23-12 - 118 views to date - I just changed the first limerick. I bet this thread is viewed much more now.

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There once was a fellow named Tim
Whose dad never taught him to swim.
He fell off a dock
And sunk like a rock.
And then that was the end of him.

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When a guy calls a woman a chick,
It strikes me as sexist and sick.
But my comments are tame;
Unless Richard's his name,
I'm polite and I don't call him dick.

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In South West Texas there is a dude,
who many consider to be quite crude.
He sits tall in the saddle
for him, it's a battle.
Sincehe only rides in thenude.

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A sun bather's clothing was strewed
By a wind that left her quite nude
When a man came along
And unless I am wrong
You expected this line to be lewd

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A shapely young lady named Jenna
colored her pubes with henna.
At the beach she was called crude
when she sunbathed in the nude.
but, she was promptly invited to dinnah.

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There was a young nudist named Billy,
Some thought that he really was silly,
To lay on the sand,
With it tight in hand,
That picture of naked young Lilly.

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A gal in New York was arrested
For strolling outdoors while bare-breasted.
But courts say, "No fair!
You cannot make gals wear
Shirts and blouses, cause men go bare-chested."

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