1001

The time is near, it is at hand
We wait with bated breath across the land.
For months we’ve speculated what will come
When Phil enters post one thousand and one.

From Barefoot to Undies Only we’ve seen him pass
Onto Butt-Naked and Super Nudist with verve and class.
But what rank will be given as he is done…
When Phil enters post one thousand and one?

The ranks are pure silliness as we well know,
A way to see how much hot air we can all blow.
But we watch with glee and all in good fun,
When Phil enters post one thousand and one.

We want to know what heights we are to aspire
And we turn to Philfree to light our fire.
So come on Phil, I’ve nothing left to pun,
Would you just go ahead and enter post one thousand and one?

Jen XOXOXO