An old anti-smoking message

This used to run on Canadian TV:

Gee, I've got to quite smoking. Tell you what, if a woman in a purple hat with a feather walks by, I'll throw away this cigarette..

... uh no, she also has to be wearing a leopard skin coat... uh, and red high-heel shoes...

No, that's not the one either because she should be walking a lion on a diamond leash...

And another thing: She should have five attendants waving fans...

Oh no; I guess I'd better throw away this cigarette...

Gee, there's nothing left to be thrown away...