I need an elf

I have an art show coming up at the beginning of the month and I need new material for the show. That means I need a beautiful woman who will pose nude for me so I can create set of fantasy images about a playful elf who is entertaining herself with the debris of last night's Carnival. I was hoping by now to have a volunteer, but so far I've come up empty. Worse, I'm beginning to run out of time to do the editing necessary to do the set. Is there anyone within a 3 hour drive from New York who would be willing to help me out? I'm willing to do the traveling. If you would like to see some of my fantasy work I'm on tryhttp://www.artistrising.com/galleries/gentlephotographer.