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  2hangfreeUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Feb 23, 2019

  If a clown farts...does it smell funny?

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  2hangfreeUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Feb 25, 2019

  I was married by a judge..... I should have asked for a jury!

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  2hangfreeUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Mar 1, 2019

  If everyday is a gift....... Then today was underwear!!

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  2hangfreeUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Mar 1, 2019

  My wife gives me sound advice.......99% Sound - 1% Advice!!

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  Lakeman221

  Mar 2, 2019

  [quote]My wife gives me sound advice.......99% Sound - 1% Advice!![/quote] Free advice is worth exactly what you paid for it, sound or not.

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  2hangfreeUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Mar 5, 2019

  My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick........ Especially since his name is Steve.

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  Mitglied

  Mar 5, 2019

  LOL You're so funny!

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  Lakeman221

  Mar 6, 2019

  [quote]My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick........ Especially since his name is Steve.[/quote] Are you working for Steve Head by any chance????

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  2hangfreeUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Mar 7, 2019

  At my age, "getting lucky" means finding my car in the parking lot.

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  2hangfreeUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Mar 8, 2019

  I love being me... It pisses off all the right people.

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  pncee

  Mar 9, 2019

  Absoulte truth, so suck it up bastards! Thanks for sharing!

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  2hangfreeUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Mar 11, 2019

  Silence is golden...... Unless you have kids...... then silence is just suspicious.

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  2hangfreeUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Mar 13, 2019

  The fact that there is a Highway to Hell and only a Stairway to Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic patterns.

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  robertdr85

  Mar 13, 2019

  hahahaha...i love this one haha...

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  2hangfreeUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Mar 18, 2019

  Apparently, it's only appropriate to say, "look at you! you got so big!"... to children

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  2hangfreeUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Mar 19, 2019

  A quiet man... is a thinking man..... A quiet woman ...is usually mad!!

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  2hangfreeUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Mar 20, 2019

  I'm on that new gin and tonic diet.... so far I've lost three days.

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  2hangfreeUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Mar 21, 2019

  I don't have a short temper........ I just have a quick reaction to bullshit!!

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  2hangfreeUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Mar 22, 2019

  I don't do drugs or drink. At my age, I get the same effect just standing up too fast.

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  2hangfreeUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Mar 25, 2019

  This dad is being promoted to grandad!!!

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  2hangfreeUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Mar 29, 2019

  I'm not self medicating, the guy at the liquor store gave me a prescription ..or did he call it a receipt

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  Lakeman221

  Mar 29, 2019

  [quote]I'm not self medicating, the guy at the liquor store gave me a prescription ..or did he call it a receipt[/quote] Same thing, just bring it back with you when you need a refill.

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  2hangfreeUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Apr 2, 2019

  A flock of crows is called a murder... A group of kids is called a migraine!

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  2hangfreeUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Apr 3, 2019

  There are no virgins.....life screws us all!

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