I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.
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- 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserJun 4, 2019
Losing 50 pounds is wonderful.... Able to reach your butthole again... priceless
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserJun 5, 2019
My tolerance for alcohol is way higher then my tolerance for stupid people.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserJun 7, 2019
Don't you just hate getting all those emails about penis enlargement... I got 10 of them today... nine from my wife!!
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserJun 8, 2019
I don't have a hangover..... I have the wine flu.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserJun 12, 2019
I would like to think l will die a heroic death, but it's more likely l'll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserJun 13, 2019
Due to the confidentiality of my job...l don't know what l'm doing.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserJun 15, 2019
You can't drink all day...if you don't start in the morning.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserJun 18, 2019
It may look like l'm doing nothing...but in my head l'm quite busy.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserJun 21, 2019
I married her for her long legs and big boobs...now she has long boobs and big legs.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserJun 25, 2019
With age comes new skills...you can laugh, cough, sneeze, and pee...all at the same time.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserJun 29, 2019
I think l may be the reason my Guardian Angel has a drinking problem.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserJul 3, 2019
Isn't it funny how Red, White, and Blue represent Freedom....until they are Flashing behind you!! Happy 4th of July, stay nude.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserJul 8, 2019
I would like to confirm that the less l care what other people think, the happier l am.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserJul 11, 2019
Its been a long hard day, l need one of those hugs that turns into sex.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserJul 23, 2019
I must have a very nice butt...(-l-)... every time l turn around, l hear people whisper "what an ass"
ReagierenAntworten - MIMitgliedJul 23, 2019
LOL That's pretty funny!
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserJul 29, 2019
The best things in life either make you Fat, Drunk, or Pregnent......Enjoy!
ReagierenAntworten - LA
Jul 29, 2019[quote]I must have a very nice butt...(-l-)... every time l turn around, l hear people whisper "what an ass"[/quote] This illustrates the point.ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserJul 31, 2019
It's not premarital sex, if you have no intention of getting married.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserAug 16, 2019
It's okay if you don't like me.... Not everyone has good taste.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserAug 20, 2019
I'm having a big sale....clothing is 100% off at my house.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserAug 27, 2019
In my Defense....l was left Unsupervised!!!
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