I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.
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- 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserAug 28, 2019
I'm in a good place right now....not emotionally...its just that l'm at the liquor store.
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Forget about the past, you can't change it. Forget about the future, you can't predict it. Forget about the present, I didn't get you one. Happy birthday!
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserSep 5, 2019
As a kid my dad convinced me that the icecream truck only played music when they were sold out. Well played, dad, well played.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserSep 10, 2019
Don't trust a brilliant idea .....unless it survives The Hangover.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserSep 15, 2019
This morning, I wanted to make sure that my wife woke up with a big smile on her face, how l can't have Sharpie's in the house anymore.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserSep 27, 2019
Old people driving is the reason you have to look both ways when crossing a one way street.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserOct 3, 2019
Never argue with an idiot. People watching won't be able to tell the difference.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserOct 16, 2019
Warning!!!! my sense of humor may hurt your feelings.
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Oct 17, 2019Thanks for posting all of these. I saw a bumper sticker the other day, I think you will like.
Warning!!! My inner child is a mean little bastard!!!
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserOct 21, 2019
Warning!!! too many birthdays.... can be fatal.
ReagierenAntworten - LA
Oct 21, 2019[quote]Warning!!! too many birthdays.... can be fatal.[/quote] But not having many can be fatal even sooner, so having more can lead to greater longevity.ReagierenAntworten - LAOct 22, 2019
Speaking of birthdays, why does no one want to count the ACTUAL day of birth as the first birthday(and the only one, really, that counts the most) and instead when the child turns one year old they claim it is his/her FIRST birthday? The first BIRTHDAY occurred 365 days previous to that one, although for some reason, no one seems to want to count it as a BIRTHDAY. When a person, let's say turn 20 years old, people will say it's their 20th birthday, when in fact it is their 21st. Why doesn't the REAL ONE get included in the count? I have wondered about this for years, but no one has come up with a good answer for it yet. Something to think about, Y'all.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserOct 22, 2019
No one wants to know the day that your parents had sex. lol.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserOct 22, 2019
BOOBS..... The proof that men can focus on two things at once.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserOct 23, 2019
I tried to embrace my inner child today and the little asshole bit me.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserOct 31, 2019
Candy is dandy....... But liquor is quicker!! Happy Halloween!!
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserNov 6, 2019
I hate it when it's really late, dark and stormy outdoors, and my brain says, hey we haven't thought about monsters in a while.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserNov 7, 2019
A little of both, but mostly find them on the web, l only add the ones that make me laugh.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserNov 7, 2019
People say everything happens for a reason... so when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
ReagierenAntworten - GONov 7, 2019
Just remember. Some times your the bug, other times your the windshield ;-)
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserNov 8, 2019
I would like to apologize to anyone I have NOT offended, please be patient... I will get to you shortly.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserNov 11, 2019
But Officer, l'm not being a smartass, all l'm saying is, if you caught me.... then you were speeding too!
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserNov 16, 2019
I just heard that the Police want to interview me, strange, l don't remember applying for a job there.
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