I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.
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- 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserNov 20, 2019
Ignorance can be educated and crazy can be medicated, but there's no cure for stupid.
ReagierenAntworten - LA
Nov 22, 2019[quote] but there's no cure for stupid.[/quote] Sure there is, a high velocity lead injection to the cranial cavity. Or this.ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserNov 25, 2019
Its that time of year... Did you remember to set your scale back 10 lbs. Happy Thanksgiving.
ReagierenAntworten - MIMitgliedNov 25, 2019
Don't forget!! Thanksgiving is on Thursday this year!! LOL!!:)
ReagierenAntworten - KI
Nov 25, 2019I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
- Jon StewartReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserDec 3, 2019
Don't Blame the Holidays...You were already overweight back in August.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserDec 5, 2019
It's beginning to Cost a lot like Christmas.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserDec 9, 2019
Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip!
ReagierenAntworten - LADec 10, 2019[quote]Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip![/quote] NOOOO!!! I want to get some more of that venison from him like I did last year!!!! It's not often someone delivers some directly to my roof top.ReagierenAntworten
- 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserDec 10, 2019
What l don't like about office Christmas Parties... Looking for a new job the next day.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserDec 11, 2019
Dear Santa, This year all I ask for Christmas is a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please, don't mix up the two like you did last year.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserDec 16, 2019
The Office Christmas Party is a great opportunity to catch up with people... that you haven't seen in 20 minutes.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserDec 19, 2019
Dear Santa, I've been good all year.. well most of the time.. once in awhile.. never mind, l'll buy my own stuff.
ReagierenAntworten - RR
Dec 20, 2019OK, maybe not so good - but I'll leave you bourbon and jerky instead of milk and cookies!
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserDec 27, 2019
What do you mean Christmas is over...l just got the lights untangled.
ReagierenAntworten - ED
Dec 27, 2019Here's an old one...
How can you pick out Yul Brynner at the nudist resort? He's the one with the golden rod and wild hickory nuts.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserDec 30, 2019
Diet tip for 2020... your pants won't get too tight if you don't wear any.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserJan 2, 2020
2019 was a good year... fun times, good memories and no evidence.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserJan 3, 2020
After the Holidays, l can't tell if l need a hug, an XL coffee, 6 shots of vodka, or 2 weeks of sleep.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserJan 6, 2020
Monday... l have no words to describe this day... l do however have a ton of obscene guestures.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserJan 9, 2020
Now, if you'll excuse me..... today's bad decisions are't going to make themselves.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserJan 10, 2020
Almost every hand you have ever shaken has had a dick in it.
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