I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.
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- LA
Apr 29, 2022Remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalMay 3, 2022
I have to keep reminding myself that l'm an Adult.......and will be charged as one.
ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalMay 11, 2022
Everyone appreciates your honesty.... until you're honest with them..... then you're an asshole
ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalMay 13, 2022
I'm never sure if I actually have free time or if I just keep forgetting shit.
ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalJun 28, 2022
Due to rising costs, dirty deeds are no longer done dirt cheap.
ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalJul 1, 2022
Right before l die, l am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting.
ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalJul 30, 2022
If you line up all of my exes in a row.......you can see the flow chart of my mental illness.
ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalAug 1, 2022
There's no need to drive me crazy.....l'm close enough to walk.
ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalAug 4, 2022
You know you're getting old when it feels like the morning after...... But there was no night before.....
ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalAug 13, 2022
Just trying to keep cool by standing naked infront of the fridge with the door open..... but the supermarket staff did ask me to please leave the store.
ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalOct 11, 2022
If you judge me by my past.....don't be surprised when you become part of it.
ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalOct 19, 2022
Great minds think alike..... unfortunately, so do the stupid ones.
ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalOct 27, 2022
I discovered that answering the door naked helps deter trick-or-treaters....oh, here we go again, here's two dressed as policemen.
ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalNov 22, 2022
Don't believe everything you read in public toilets, Sharon is not up for a good time...what an awkward phone call that was.
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Nov 23, 2022Thanks for posting these chuckles, Bill! They help us laugh out loud--a much-needed exercise in these days! Keep up the excellent effort--you touch more people than you know!
ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalNov 29, 2022
Christmas time is great... because you can shout.... Don't come in here... and they think you are wrapping presents...when you just want to drink wine in peace and not share your chocolate.
ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalDec 1, 2022
I always knew l'd get old....How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise.
ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalDec 6, 2022
I wonder if the people paying $300 for a colon cleanse even know about Taco Bell's $4.99 deal.
ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalDec 9, 2022
For anyone else that's getting coal for Christmas... maybe we can link up and get the grill going.
ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalDec 15, 2022
I went for a run but came back home after 2 minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than 2 minutes.
ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalDec 22, 2022
Mr. Jones the inventor of the wind chill factor recently died..he was 82...but felt like he was 64.
ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalDec 28, 2022
Things l have in common with a raccoon..dark circles around the eyes..eat junk..cute..a little chubby..l will fight you and possibly rabid.
ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalJan 9, 2023
I can understand the anger at me...but what could you possibly have against the horse l rode in on?
ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalJan 17, 2023
My wife woke up with a big smile on her face this morning....now l can't have Sharpies in the house anymore.
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