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• IF

  

  IFishNeked

  Mar 4, 2025

  Drool is my new favorite word. It rolls right off the tongue...

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• IF

  

  IFishNeked

  Apr 3, 2025

  Because of my age, I'm often mistaken for an adult.

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• SU

  

  SunGroovers

  Apr 4, 2025

  I always thought I was mistaken, but now I'm not to sure!

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• IF

  

  IFishNeked

  Jun 6, 2025

  So when is this "Old enough to know better" thing supposed to kick in?

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• LU

  

  Luv2bnudeFL

  Jun 7, 2025

  [quote]So when is this "Old enough to know better" thing supposed to kick in?[/quote] It is a very brief time between "too young to know better" and Too old to give a shit"

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• IF

  

  IFishNeked

  Jun 10, 2025

  :-)

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• IF

  

  IFishNeked

  Jul 6, 2025

  Don't grow up...

  It's a trap!

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• IF

  

  IFishNeked

  Jul 6, 2025

  Don't grow up...

  It's a trap!

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• IF

  

  IFishNeked

  Jul 18, 2025

  I may be an adult, but not on purpose...

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• IF

  

  IFishNeked

  Aug 12, 2025

  I've started to workout in an attempt to get in shape. If I die while lifting weights, please add weight and call 911.

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• IF

  

  IFishNeked

  Aug 30, 2025

  I haven't lost my mind.
  Half of it just wandered off and the other half went looking for it.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Nov 14, 2025

  UH-OH... Google Maps has my career going south.

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• IF

  

  IFishNeked

  Nov 25, 2025

  I used to own a very large clock 'til some Guy stole it.

  He owes me big time...

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• IF

  

  IFishNeked

  Dec 12, 2025

  After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF...

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• IF

  

  IFishNeked

  Jan 10, 2026

  I don't think I'll ever find a stable job because honestly, I'm not that comfortable around horses.

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• IF

  

  IFishNeked

  Apr 4, 2026

  I was out and about yesterday. I saw a woman on a bike and yelled out COW. She gave me the finger then plowed her bike straight into the cow.

  I tried...

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• IF

  

  IFishNeked

  Apr 20, 2026

  Today's To Do List
  1. Bite off more than I can chew
  2. Poke a bear with a stick
  3. Skate on thin ice

  Should keep me busy 'til at least noon...

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  May 7, 2026

  Doctor my kid will not eat fish, what can I replace it with?
  A cat, cats love fish.

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• IF

  

  IFishNeked

  May 22, 2026

  My Body is a Temple.
  Ancient, Crumbling, Haunted, and Probably Cursed

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• IF

  

  IFishNeked

  Jul 25, 2026

  Places I won't be going today:
  1) The extra mile
  2) Above & beyond
  3) Outta my way

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• IF

  

  IFishNeked

  Aug 27, 2026

  Right now chocolate is good for you and lettuce can kill you.

  I've been training for this my entire life.

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