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• LA

  

  Lakeman221

  Apr 29, 2022

  Remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  May 3, 2022

  I have to keep reminding myself that l'm an Adult.......and will be charged as one.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  May 11, 2022

  Everyone appreciates your honesty.... until you're honest with them..... then you're an asshole

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  May 13, 2022

  I'm never sure if I actually have free time or if I just keep forgetting shit.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Jun 28, 2022

  Due to rising costs, dirty deeds are no longer done dirt cheap.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Jul 1, 2022

  Right before l die, l am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Jul 30, 2022

  If you line up all of my exes in a row.......you can see the flow chart of my mental illness.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Aug 1, 2022

  There's no need to drive me crazy.....l'm close enough to walk.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Aug 4, 2022

  You know you're getting old when it feels like the morning after...... But there was no night before.....

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Aug 13, 2022

  Just trying to keep cool by standing naked infront of the fridge with the door open..... but the supermarket staff did ask me to please leave the store.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Oct 11, 2022

  If you judge me by my past.....don't be surprised when you become part of it.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Oct 19, 2022

  Great minds think alike..... unfortunately, so do the stupid ones.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Oct 27, 2022

  I discovered that answering the door naked helps deter trick-or-treaters....oh, here we go again, here's two dressed as policemen.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Nov 22, 2022

  Don't believe everything you read in public toilets, Sharon is not up for a good time...what an awkward phone call that was.

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• MA

  

  Mac4Naked

  Nov 23, 2022

  Thanks for posting these chuckles, Bill! They help us laugh out loud--a much-needed exercise in these days! Keep up the excellent effort--you touch more people than you know!

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Nov 29, 2022

  Christmas time is great... because you can shout.... Don't come in here... and they think you are wrapping presents...when you just want to drink wine in peace and not share your chocolate.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Dec 1, 2022

  I always knew l'd get old....How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Dec 6, 2022

  I wonder if the people paying $300 for a colon cleanse even know about Taco Bell's $4.99 deal.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Dec 9, 2022

  For anyone else that's getting coal for Christmas... maybe we can link up and get the grill going.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Dec 15, 2022

  I went for a run but came back home after 2 minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than 2 minutes.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Dec 22, 2022

  Mr. Jones the inventor of the wind chill factor recently died..he was 82...but felt like he was 64.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Dec 28, 2022

  Things l have in common with a raccoon..dark circles around the eyes..eat junk..cute..a little chubby..l will fight you and possibly rabid.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Jan 9, 2023

  I can understand the anger at me...but what could you possibly have against the horse l rode in on?

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Jan 17, 2023

  My wife woke up with a big smile on her face this morning....now l can't have Sharpies in the house anymore.

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