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  2hangfreeAutor original

  Nov 20, 2019

  Ignorance can be educated and crazy can be medicated, but there's no cure for stupid.

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  Lakeman221

  Nov 22, 2019

  [quote] but there's no cure for stupid.[/quote] Sure there is, a high velocity lead injection to the cranial cavity. Or this.

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  2hangfreeAutor original

  Nov 25, 2019

  Its that time of year... Did you remember to set your scale back 10 lbs. Happy Thanksgiving.

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  Membro

  Nov 25, 2019

  Don't forget!! Thanksgiving is on Thursday this year!! LOL!!:)

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  KilgoreTrout

  Nov 25, 2019

  I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
  - Jon Stewart

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  2hangfreeAutor original

  Dec 3, 2019

  Don't Blame the Holidays...You were already overweight back in August.

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  2hangfreeAutor original

  Dec 5, 2019

  It's beginning to Cost a lot like Christmas.

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  2hangfreeAutor original

  Dec 9, 2019

  Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip!

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  Lakeman221

  Dec 10, 2019

  [quote]Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip![/quote] NOOOO!!! I want to get some more of that venison from him like I did last year!!!! It's not often someone delivers some directly to my roof top.

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  2hangfreeAutor original

  Dec 10, 2019

  What l don't like about office Christmas Parties... Looking for a new job the next day.

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  2hangfreeAutor original

  Dec 11, 2019

  Dear Santa, This year all I ask for Christmas is a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please, don't mix up the two like you did last year.

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  2hangfreeAutor original

  Dec 16, 2019

  The Office Christmas Party is a great opportunity to catch up with people... that you haven't seen in 20 minutes.

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  2hangfreeAutor original

  Dec 19, 2019

  Dear Santa, I've been good all year.. well most of the time.. once in awhile.. never mind, l'll buy my own stuff.

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  rrfalcon

  Dec 20, 2019

  OK, maybe not so good - but I'll leave you bourbon and jerky instead of milk and cookies!

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  2hangfreeAutor original

  Dec 27, 2019

  What do you mean Christmas is over...l just got the lights untangled.

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  Ed_43540

  Dec 27, 2019

  Here's an old one...

  How can you pick out Yul Brynner at the nudist resort? He's the one with the golden rod and wild hickory nuts.

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  2hangfreeAutor original

  Dec 30, 2019

  Diet tip for 2020... your pants won't get too tight if you don't wear any.

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  2hangfreeAutor original

  Jan 2, 2020

  2019 was a good year... fun times, good memories and no evidence.

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  2hangfreeAutor original

  Jan 3, 2020

  After the Holidays, l can't tell if l need a hug, an XL coffee, 6 shots of vodka, or 2 weeks of sleep.

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  00Phrog

  Jan 3, 2020

  All of the above?

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  2hangfreeAutor original

  Jan 6, 2020

  Monday... l have no words to describe this day... l do however have a ton of obscene guestures.

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  2hangfreeAutor original

  Jan 9, 2020

  Now, if you'll excuse me..... today's bad decisions are't going to make themselves.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Jan 10, 2020

  Almost every hand you have ever shaken has had a dick in it.

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  Gordy57

  Jan 12, 2020

  The same could be said, for most mouth's you kiss ;-)

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