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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Jul 23, 2024

  I wouldn't do a dam thing for a Klondike Bar.... But would do some shady shit for a Margarita and some Tacos.

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• IF

  

  IFishNeked

  Jul 24, 2024

  In my defense, I was left un-supervised...

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• MA

  

  Martylouie

  Jul 25, 2024

  It's hard to get a full 6 hours of sleep at night when you only have a 6 hour bladder!

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• LU

  

  Luv2bnudeFL

  Jul 25, 2024

  [quote]It's hard to get a full 6 hours of sleep at night when you only have a 6 hour bladder![/quote] Even worse with a 4 hour bladder

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• MI

  

  minimalist75

  Jul 25, 2024

  [quote]It's hard to get a full 6 hours of sleep at night when you only have a 6 hour bladder! Even worse with a 4 hour bladder[/quote] I am down to about 3

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Jul 28, 2024

  Afraid of dying alone.... become a bus driver.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Aug 1, 2024

  9 times out of 10 when I lose something... It's because I put it in a safe place.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Aug 5, 2024

  I can't believe we don't have world peace yet, after they changed the names on boxes of rice and syrup bottles.

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• IF

  

  IFishNeked

  Aug 7, 2024

  I gotta see the candy first. Then I get in the van. I'm not stupid...

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• IF

  

  IFishNeked

  Aug 16, 2024

  Man who smokes weed on toilet is high on pot...

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Sep 13, 2024

  I don't think housework will kill you, but l have decided not to take the risk.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Sep 20, 2024

  Don't let anyone ruin your day..... you're an adult, do it yourself

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Sep 30, 2024

  I just posted a selfie and people are telling me to get well soon

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Oct 4, 2024

  A good friend will come bail you out of jail...but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying...Damn... we fucked up.

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• SU

  

  SunnysideSteve

  Oct 4, 2024

  Or "Damn, that was so fun!"

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Oct 9, 2024

  My patience is basically like a gift card...not sure how much is left on it but we can give it a try.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Oct 14, 2024

  Filling a whoopee cushion with chocolate pudding adds a whole new dimension to the joke

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Oct 18, 2024

  I'm often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Nov 26, 2024

  Stop naming hospitals after dead people, give us some hope. Like, where's the Keith Richards Memorial Hospital?

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Dec 3, 2024

  If the pilgrims gave the Indians a donkey instead of a turkey.. we would be getting a piece of ass for Thanksgiving.

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• IF

  

  IFishNeked

  Jan 26, 2025

  Laws requiring me to wear clothes violate my right to bare arms.

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• IF

  

  IFishNeked

  Feb 18, 2025

  It's weird being the same age as old people

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• LO

  

  LondoSun

  Feb 18, 2025

  I feel the same, every day!!

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• IF

  

  IFishNeked

  Feb 25, 2025

  My Wife says I only have two faults.

  I don't listen, and something else...

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