I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.
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- 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterJul 10, 2018
I'm not sure what my spirit animal is.. but I'm confident it has rabies.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterJul 13, 2018
I'll be back in 5 minutes.... But if I'm not.... just read this again.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterJul 17, 2018
What do people do with all the extra time that they save by typing K instead of OK?
ReactReply - MEMemberJul 17, 2018
Re the "K" time-saver: You're a funny fukker - I'm still chuckling - the kids would probably call it a "dad joke" who cares? Brought a smile to my face, have a good one!
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterJul 24, 2018
A friend knows when to make you a drink and talk about things. A best friend knows went to hand you the bottle and shut up.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterAug 2, 2018
Some things are better left unsaid...which l generally realize right after l have said them.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterAug 4, 2018
I love how in scarey movies the person yells, Hello, as if the killer is going to answer, yeah, l'm in the kitchen.
ReactReply - LA
Aug 5, 2018[quote]What do people do with all the extra time that they save by typing K instead of OK?[/quote] I save it all up over a 3 or 4 year period and then use it to check the pressure in my tires. But I do check my tire pressure more frequently than that with time I saved doing/not doing other things too.ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterAug 7, 2018
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and laugh...then walk into a pole.
ReactReply - MEMemberAug 7, 2018
Two guys were sitting at the bar, when one turns to the other and says look at those 2 old drunks over there, that is going to be us in 10 years, the other turns to his friend and says, you stupid shit that's a mirror.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterAug 10, 2018
I bet it's called almond milk, Because no one can say nut juice with a straight face.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterAug 14, 2018
The trouble with trouble is...... It starts out as fun.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterAug 21, 2018
I'm allergic to stupidity..... l break out in sarcasm.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterAug 23, 2018
The greatest weapon against stupid people is..... a sharp mind!
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterAug 24, 2018
It's Friday!! The only decision you should be making is.... bottle or glass.
ReactReply - LAAug 25, 2018[quote]It's Friday!! The only decision you should be making is.... bottle or glass.[/quote] Umm, a bottle IS glass. So not much of a decision making process there. Be different if you had said, can or bottle.ReactReply
- 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterAug 31, 2018
Not to get technical... but according to chemistry... alcohol is a solution!
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterSep 4, 2018
Alcohol won't solve your problems..... Then again, neither will milk.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterSep 6, 2018
I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be"....Some people are starting to take it as a challenge!
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterSep 19, 2018
Mirrors don't lie and lucky for you they don't laugh.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterSep 21, 2018
Young enough to know that I can. Old enough to know that I shouldn't. Stupid enough to do it anyway.
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