You might be a Redneck (nudist) if...........

You might be a Redneck (nudist) if...........

....You like to be neckid.
...You skinny-dip in the crik.
... You swim in the crik, neckid.
....The cement pond is a thing of wonder.
....You bring your own Grits to the club restraunt.
....There is a deer stand on the grounds of your nudist club.
....Your theme for body painting is always camoflage.
....Your AANR bumper stcker in displayed on the back of an old pick up truck.
....You feel that if the North had won the Civil War, we would not be allowed to be neckid.

I hope ya all except this in the spirit of fun as it was written. Got any more? post them here.
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