I wound up caught in stopped traffic on a two lane road due to a minor accident. As we were being waved through an officer noted my state of dress and waved me to a stop. As he walked up to the truck he asked " sir why are you naked?" I said "I'm not naked." He responded with " Your not wearing any clothes." I said " I'm wearing a seatbelt." He shook his head and waved me through.
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- WA
Nov 5, 2016That was a good one. Got me laughing and feeling hopeful for the rest of the world.
ReactReply - MEMemberNov 6, 2016That's got to be one of the best responses of all time...way to go!!!!ReactReply
- NO
Nov 6, 2016seat belts are so automatic for me I have found myself putting mine on just to move the car in my own driveway! More often than not I am nude when I relocate the car and have found myself reaching to put the seatbelt on.ReactReply - AVAvondaleOriginal PosterNov 15, 2016I shared this hoping others might share their small adventures as well.ReactReply
- SA
Jan 7, 2017When I drive nude it is always at night when no one can see me. Actually it is at 4 am when I am driving to the gym. I usually wait until I am at on the interstate before I get nude though. I usually only wear shorts to the car. During these more colder mornings, I wear pants, shirt, and a jacket. It is hard to remove the jacket and shirt while driving but I do lose the pants while I drive. I usually also never put them back on until I park at the gym.
I live an hour away from my work and there is a gym right down the street. So I go there to work out instead of the gym down the road from my house. Less traffic.
I have never been caught but there is a border check point in between my house and my work. I have driven through there many times when they are looking for someone nude. No problems at all.
ReactReply - SUJan 8, 2017
I always have a towel or my shorts handy for when that big rig pulls up next to me.
ReactReply - A_
Jan 8, 2017[quote]I always have a towel or my shorts handy for when that big rig pulls up next to me.[/quote] Do yank lorry drivers look where they are going, or are more interested in looking into the cars etc what are passing them as when I drive nude these lorry drivers are always looking ahead. Yes I have a pair of shorts beside me in case the traffic stops for a reason and someone can look into the car easy.ReactReply - NY
Jan 10, 2017As a side note: How many freaking posts do I have to write before I graduate from "undies only"?!?! Frustrated here.
Don
ReactReply - LA
Jan 10, 2017[quote]As a side note: How many freaking posts do I have to write before I graduate from "undies only"?!?! Frustrated here. Don[/quote] I think it is around 250 posts to get out of your undies.ReactReply - BI
Jan 11, 2017[quote]As a side note: How many freaking posts do I have to write before I graduate from "undies only"?!?! Frustrated here. Don[/quote] What browser are you using and on what platform? I use a tablet PC running Windows 10, normally I use Chrome on this site. The ranking you had at the time of your post appears to be sticky with the post. The distribution looks normal and the members I know that have high post counts look right. However, when I look with Explorer on my Window 8,1 cellphone, everyone is a textile. I submitted a bug report on this. BobReactReply - EM
Jan 23, 2017I was leaving Charlotte NC on the Harley, and as I swung my leg across the seat and went to sit, the entire crotch of my worn jeans ripped...wasn't nude, but damned close too it. I rode on home and was just careful to stay covered as best I could, but I have to admit, when I hit the open road and didn't have traffic around me, it felt mighty nice to spread my legs and let the air pass thru....LOL
ReactReply - LAJan 26, 2017[quote] I didn't hear the slow moving train that was coming to a stop just short from where I was taking pictures. I quickly gathered my backpack with camera and continued hiking naked on the nearby trail into the local mountains.[/quote] Was it a freight train or a passenger train?ReactReply
- HA
Jan 26, 2017[quote]I was leaving Charlotte NC on the Harley, and as I swung my leg across the seat and went to sit, the entire crotch of my worn jeans ripped...wasn't nude, but damned close too it. I rode on home and was just careful to stay covered as best I could, but I have to admit, when I hit the open road and didn't have traffic around me, it felt mighty nice to spread my legs and let the air pass thru....LOL[/quote] LOL - Thats the same reason I like the highway pegs on my Harley along with loose fitting jeans - the air rides right up my legs.ReactReply - EN
Jan 26, 2017[quote]Be careful - it is illegal in most of the United States. I used to drive naked often. I got caught in North Carolina once and it has left a big scar on my psychi. A truck driver at a stop light noticed I was naked in the car next to him. He called the police. Several miles down the road I saw them coming after me. I was able to pull shorts on before they reached my door, so when the officer approached I was shirtless but not naked. He made me wait on the side of the road while they contacted the reporting truck driver to get him to come and I.D. me. He wasn't able to come, so they let me go. I drive several different vehicles. When I am in my pick-up truck, and it is summer, I almost never have a shirt on. And I have also noticed that when in a pick-up truck you have a good view of the driver in the car next to you if you are passing them on their right (in the US). I have often seen guys driving nude, or with their pants open. I wish I still could - but I am scared to do so now. If you are arrested for nude driving, you are listed as a 'sex offender." Be careful.[/quote] I don't think that you are listed as a sex offender in NC. You may be charged for indecent exposure but you would have to do more than pass someone in the privacy of your own car. Just saying. I will have to do some research to be 100 percent sure.ReactReply - AL
Feb 7, 2017The train stories reminded me of two:
When I was first introducing myself to social nudism I had a friend who was active in a nude group in Chicago. He lived in a loft which was right across the street from the spot where C&NW commuter trains pulling out of the downtown station curved from north to west. The engineer could see into the big picture window in his living room as the train pulled around the curve (the tracks are elevated). He was a happy-go-lucky guy who would stand at the window in the morning as the trains pulled back out of the station after delivering the commuters. A couple of the engineers were regulars who would wave back to him as he waved through the window. No horns, tho, regulations would prevent that!
Once I was on a nude beach outside of Santa Barbara (no longer nude) which was visible in spots from the rail tracks across the highway. I love to watch trains, and so when the Coast Starlight went by I stood there and watched and waved on reflex. After it passed I realized I was standing there naked. My friend thought it was hilarious, at the time I was sort of embarassed and now wish I would have taken it more in stride.
ReactReply - SAJun 19, 2019
I went to San Onofre once during the winter when it was a nice hot day. I went down and stripped down to get some sun. After my time I always walk back as far as I can before I see someone before putting on my shorts. Usually during the winter I can get to the goat trail before I have to put something on. Well this time I also went surfing so I get to my car (shorts are on) and get my stuff out so I can change into dry clothes. I have the car backed up to the train tracks and my doors are open to block and bike riders view. I brought some water to rinse myself off with after I surfed so I looked around and saw no one on bikes or in cars coming so I stripped naked and poured the water all over me away from my car so I didn't get water in my car. As I finished the commuter train was going by and a group of 5 bicyclist were riding by at the same time. So the train people saw my naked ass and the bikers saw my front. A couple of them were looking. I just looked for cars and walked back to my car to towel off.
Another time I was changing my clothes to run at San Onofre and I stripped naked and as I grabbed my shorts to put on, a car pulled into the lot and got a full view of me. They didn't say anything to me as they drove by to park at the other end of the lot.
ReactReply - GO
Jul 1, 2019Been caught a few times in the yard. One guy pulled in to ask about getting seedlings from my woods. He said he did not mind, but if the wrong person saw me there might be trouble. I told him they would be calling the cops on them selves, as like him they would have to drive past a KEEP OUT and a NO TRESPASSING sing's to catch me naked behind my house and Yes I would press charges against them.
Another time I was working in the yard near a slightly thin spot in the hedge, a car drove by much slower than normal. A little voice in my head said to put my shorts on (slightly lighter than my tan). Five minuets later a squad came by, doing about 5 mph. I waved and he waved and he sped off.
Another time I heard tires skid on the driveway and an engine rev and drop into reverse. The bible thumping holy rollers have not been back sense ;-) If I would have known that was all it took (they don't understand phrases like NO or don't come back here), I could have save 15 years of dealing with them ;-0
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Jul 2, 2019I was working in the garage, hot as blue blazes so I was going out for a dip in the pool periodically and then back to my project. Of course I was naked, if its warm enough I am always naked! Well on one of those cycles, I come around the corner into the driveway and ther sits a mini van with the driver inside. We heck, dont want to be rude so I wave (with my hand,sheesh) and go on into the garage to work. Little while later wifey brought me a tea and asked if I knew we had visitors. We , yeah I did. Funny thing is they drove up the year before just as I was coming back from a walk. So I guess our missionaries dont mind pestering a naked man. Few years before they caught us both out by the pool, they said they would come back another time, an so the have!
ReactReply - GOJul 6, 2019[quote]hahahaha, the last paragraph of the above post... we had a situation two days ago.We were having lunch and binge watching a Netflix program. The Ring door bell rang and my phone was in the office so I couldn't check to see who was at the door. Early that morning, I opened the windows of the office but kept the blinds down but opened. Been doing that for over a week now to get some fresh summer air circulating. I walked up to the office to grab my mesh shorts and shirt but they weren't there. My wife had scooped them up earlier and put them in the wash. I could see who was at the door. I knew the windows were open so I called to my wife, "hey, were are my clothes? I can't answer the door naked!" To that, the two JW's scooted down our walkway at race pace! :DDDDDDDDHadn't had them come to the front door in quite some time. I'm hoping my antics keeps them away quite a bit longer! ;D[/quote]
You may have seen this already on this site ;-) Sorry the system wont open to my LP to get the cartoon, a window opens and asks for a "Image Location" can't figure it out ;-( But it was a cartoon of a naked couple in the open doorway. The caption read "Gee, usually the JW's stay around and chat longer" ;-)ReactReply
