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thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser
Dec 12, 2012A man with an erection?
Now that I have your attention.
An erotically named thread
Is most often read.
But, to solicit rhymes or limericks is my intention.
Now that I have your attention.
An erotically named thread
Is most often read.
But, to solicit rhymes or limericks is my intention.
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- THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserDec 26, 2012There once was a young man from Nr Tamworth,
Who out into the cold weather did venture forth.
To do that naked he had to be very bold.
But, he soon discovered it was far too cold.
To be frolicking naked outside that far north.ReagierenAntworten - MA
Dec 26, 2012In Vienna I stopped for some strudell,
It's crust was as limp as a noodle,
We waited an hour,
The filling was sour,
And the pie wasn't fit for a poodle.ReagierenAntworten - THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserDec 26, 2012A fellow was rushed to the doc,
After getting shot up with a Glock.
The surgeon, quite nice,
Gave the guy sage advice:
"Wives in swimsuits are best not to mock."ReagierenAntworten - MADec 27, 2012
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ReagierenAntworten - THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserDec 27, 2012A salty young gal is enraged
When she learns that her date is engaged,
So she curses the fellow
Spews hate with a bellow,
Then shoots. Guess her anger ain't staged.ReagierenAntworten - MADec 28, 2012There once was a man who like to drive,
Exceedingly fast along highway five,
When out of town,
His foot went down,
And then that engine would come alive.ReagierenAntworten - THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserDec 28, 2012There once was a man who drove nude,
When he went shopping for fast food.
At the pick up window of KFC,
His naked body all could see.
He went out of his way to be viewed.ReagierenAntworten - MADec 29, 2012There was a young lady from Maine,
Who was in considerable pain,
She fell off her seat,
Onto the dogs feet,
And he bit her again and again.ReagierenAntworten - THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserDec 29, 2012There was a young lady from Maine,
With many men she had lain.
She should have fellated,
All of the men she dated,
Childbirth did cause her much pain.ReagierenAntworten - THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserJan 1, 2013Rose are red, violets are blue,
Wishing a Happy New Year to you.ReagierenAntworten - MAJan 1, 2013Roses are red violets are blue,
Too much to eat and to drink too,
Had whiskey galore,
And still having more,
To toast the New Year to you.ReagierenAntworten - THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserJan 1, 2013If there's one thing I cannot abide,
It is people who cannot decide
What to eat, where to go,
Hot or cold, fast or slow.
Do you think I should take it in stride?ReagierenAntworten - MAJan 2, 2013Sometimes I really do not Know,
If I should come or I should go,
Up I go,
Down I go,
It's no fun to be a yo yo.ReagierenAntworten - THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserJan 3, 2013I was making a 2013 list
of items I'd try to resist
in the upcoming year.
But I lost it, I fear:
Both the list and my will to desist.ReagierenAntworten - MAJan 4, 2013A frustrated young man named Jake,
Met up with a girl on the make,
She took all he had,
It made him so mad,
He drowned her down in the lake.ReagierenAntworten - THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserJan 5, 2013One day without thinkin, I said to the wife,
So your bum is on the big side,
I don't mind a bit of flab.
It means that when I'm ready,
there's somethin' there to grab.
I'll be carrying the scars for the rest of my life.ReagierenAntworten - MAJan 6, 2013Apple orange pear or lime,
Limerick and also rhyme,
I see before you went to bed,
You decided to change the thread,
Now with this rearranged,
The Title should be changed.ReagierenAntworten - THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserJan 7, 2013One day without thinkin', I said to the wife,
"So your belly isn't flat anymore, I tell you, I don't care.
so long as when we cuddle, I can get my arms round you there."
I'll be carrying the scars for the rest of my lifeReagierenAntworten - MAJan 8, 2013Rhymes and limericks I try to write,
Throughout the day to get them right,
Maybe I could
Make them good,
By staying awake all through the night.ReagierenAntworten - THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserJan 8, 2013Rhymes and limericks you did write,
And posted them in full sight.
I didn't know you could
Write one that good,
I'll try to match it later tonight.ReagierenAntworten - MAJan 9, 2013What happened to your nightly rhyme,
I think you've had sufficient time,
So would you please,
Just hit the keys,
Then you can write some rhyme like mine.ReagierenAntworten - THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserJan 10, 20132012 left my old body abused,
cholesterol-ridden and well boozed.
I can't invent evolutions
of new resolutions.
I'll use last years, still wrapped and un-used!ReagierenAntworten - MAJan 10, 2013So late arising from my bed,
Cannot find my thinking head,
This silly old mind
lost track of time,
And this last line does not rhyme.ReagierenAntworten - THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserJan 10, 2013The sign on the door was in blue:
Shoes and shirts, or we cannot serve you.
But that waitress looked pissed
So I'm thinkin' that list
Maybe shoulda had pants on it, too.ReagierenAntworten