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thomasstierneyAutor original
Dec 12, 2012A man with an erection?
Now that I have your attention.
An erotically named thread
Is most often read.
But, to solicit rhymes or limericks is my intention.
Now that I have your attention.
An erotically named thread
Is most often read.
But, to solicit rhymes or limericks is my intention.
ReagirResponderInscrever-se
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- NU
Dec 20, 2012There once was a man with vast lust
Who, sadly, was not that robust
No matter his desire
With a lady for hire
He finished with only one thrustReagirResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalDec 20, 2012A politician who needed a doc,
displayed palpitations & shock.
Said the doctor: "I fear
that the fiscal cliff's near,
and you really need H&R Block."ReagirResponder - MA
Dec 20, 2012A circus performer named Brian,
Once smiled as he rode on a lion,
They came back from the ride,
But with Brian inside,
And a smile on the face of the lion.ReagirResponder - NUDec 20, 2012There once was a young man from France
Who refused to ever wear pants
This made it quite tricky
And often quite sticky
When he found partners willing to danceReagirResponder - MADec 20, 2012A pretty young lass from Aberdeen
The prettiest lass you ever seen,
But why she did smell,
Nobody could tell,
Cause nobody knew where she had been.ReagirResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalDec 20, 2012A pretty young lass from Aberdeen,
was very sloppy about personal hygiene.
Her behavior was also rather lewd,
she usually answered the door while nude.
So her visitors were few and far between.ReagirResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalDec 20, 2012There once was a young man from France,
Who always got naked to dance.
His bouncing dong,
was really long.
So women loved to see him prance.ReagirResponder - MADec 21, 2012There was a young man from TN,
And his thing was thin as a pen,
Girls would grin,
as he put it in,
And they never did want it again.ReagirResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalDec 21, 2012There was a young man from TN,
Who wanted women to do it again,
So his thing he did exercise,
Even tho it did not increase the size,
he always ended with a big grin.ReagirResponder - MADec 21, 2012A young Japanese girl from TN,
Would do it for just a few yen,
It was nice for the price,
But don't think twice,
I would like to do it again.ReagirResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalDec 22, 2012A young Japanese girl from TN,
knew she had the last grin.
For that cheap a price,
She left him with lice,
Because his thing was thin as a pen.ReagirResponder - MADec 22, 2012When this young Japanese girl from TN,
Came across an old man called Big Ben,
It was such a sight,
She thought that she might,
Give him a free go now and then.ReagirResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalDec 22, 2012The young Japanese girl from TN,
was almost too tight for Big Ben,
altho they did it all night,
he thought that he might,
never be able to pee again.ReagirResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalDec 23, 2012In our chimney, old Santa was blue.
He was stuck, and not sure what to do.
My son, filled with dread
Asked “Is Santa Claus dead?â€
“No, he just has a bad case of flue.â€ReagirResponder - MADec 23, 2012A pretty young lady from Japan,
Will drink as much wine as she can,
And now on TN,
She'll do it when,
She's in the chat with a young man.ReagirResponder - MADec 23, 2012Tis' early morning on christmas eve,
The barmaid's tugging on my sleeve,
"Wake up Jack,
My husband's back",
She said "you'd better quickly leave.ReagirResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalDec 24, 2012What's on television tonight,
I'm all alone, but, that's alright.
Soon we will again temp fate.
She will say she must work late.
For her husbands not too bright.ReagirResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalDec 24, 2012"Your excuse simply can't be believed.
You're a liar! I feel quite deceived."
Said the gal, as she wept,
To her lover, who'd slept
With her mother. (I guess she was peeved.)ReagirResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalDec 25, 2012A barmaid was going to bat,
For a customer most thought was a rat.
Her motives were impure,
She had a plan to ensure,
To make certain her tips were fat.ReagirResponder - MADec 25, 2012There was once a young man from Gwent,
One night with the barmaid he went,
That was his lot,
For she had got,
All of his money well spent.ReagirResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalDec 25, 2012There was once a young man from Gwent,
Over a table a barmaid he bent,
She opened her honey pot,
But, that's not what she got.
Into the wrong hole it went.ReagirResponder - NUDec 26, 2012A fellow in need of a doc
In emergency suffering from shock
Mocked his wife's Asian cooking:
When he wasn't looking
She struck his head hard with her wokReagirResponder - MADec 26, 2012There was a young lady from China,
Now living in North Carolina,
She said it is strange,
Out on the range,
And things back home are much finer.ReagirResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalDec 26, 2012I dated a young lady from China,
Now living in North Carolina,
Realizing I wanted some strange
A plan I tried to arrange
To diddle her sister in South Carolina.ReagirResponder