"Men are like....Animals
Messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but occasionally make great pets.
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- THthomasstierneyصاحب المنشورAug 27, 2011
Men are like....Beer. The first sip is always bitter.
No matter how many varieties you try, they are essentially the same; tasteless,
full of bubbles, destabilize your metabolism and give you a headache, but
somehow they linger and you either can't finish one or you can't get enough.تفاعلرد - THthomasstierneyصاحب المنشورAug 27, 2011
Violets are blue, Roses are red.
A couple of quick grunts and he wants to be fedتفاعلرد - THthomasstierneyصاحب المنشورAug 29, 2011
Men are like.....Curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.تفاعلرد - THthomasstierneyصاحب المنشورSep 1, 2011
Men are like.....Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
تفاعلرد - THthomasstierneyصاحب المنشورSep 2, 2011[quote]that's a lot of talk with the barmaid, i usually just order something, small talk, talk about current events or if the barmaid sings a karaoke song, give compliments[/quote] The title of the thread is "And The Barmaid SAID"تفاعلرد
- MA
Sep 2, 2011[quote]that's a lot of talk with the barmaid, i usually just order something, small talk, talk about current events or if the barmaid sings a karaoke song, give compliments[/quote] The title of the thread is "And The Barmaid SAID" Don't be too hard on him Tom, he's just a slow learner. He'll get there in a year or two.تفاعلرد - THthomasstierneyصاحب المنشورSep 2, 2011
I think he just posted on the wrong thread. His post would fit in the chat up thread.
تفاعلرد - THthomasstierneyصاحب المنشورSep 3, 2011
Men are like.....Recliners.
You pull the lever and they lay backتفاعلرد - MASep 4, 2011
I want a man who is kind and understanding, is that too much to ask of a millionaire.
تفاعلرد - THthomasstierneyصاحب المنشورSep 4, 2011
Men are like....Teeth.
You ignore them - you lose them.تفاعلرد - MASep 4, 2011
Men are like computers, hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
تفاعلرد - MASep 4, 2011
Men are like bank accounts... Without a lot of money, they don't generate interest.
تفاعلرد - THthomasstierneyصاحب المنشورSep 5, 2011
Violets are blue, Leaves are green,
With you I’ll never be seen.تفاعلرد - THthomasstierneyصاحب المنشورSep 5, 2011
Violets are blue, Orchids are white,
If you touch me, I will bite.تفاعلرد - THthomasstierneyصاحب المنشورSep 7, 2011
Men are like.....High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.تفاعلرد - MADec 4, 2011[quote]Where did everyone go?
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They have all gone to the bathroom to play with Mrs Palmer, after spending so too much time looking at the busty barmaid.
(56)تفاعلرد - THthomasstierneyصاحب المنشورDec 29, 2011Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.تفاعلرد