"Men are like....Animals
Messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but occasionally make great pets.
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- THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserAug 18, 2011
Men are like....Buses.
They have spare tires and smell funnyReagierenAntworten - THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserAug 18, 2011
Men are like.....Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.ReagierenAntworten - THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserAug 20, 2011
Men are like....Computers. And a smart woman keeps a backup.
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Aug 20, 2011Men are like...... Computers, hard to figure out and never heve enough memory.
ReagierenAntworten - THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserAug 20, 2011
Men are like.....Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
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- MAAug 20, 2011
Men are like...... Trains, they always stop before you get off.
ReagierenAntworten - THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserAug 20, 2011
Men are like....Oreos. Once you eat the cream they aren't good anymore!
ReagierenAntworten - MAAug 20, 2011
Men are like...... Good wine, some turn into vinegar, but the best improve with age.
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Aug 20, 2011If you have a couple more of these, you can go to bed at 2 with a 10 but you'll wake up at 10 with a 2
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- THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserAug 20, 2011
Men are like.....Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table
ReagierenAntworten - THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserAug 22, 2011
Men are like.....Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
ReagierenAntworten - THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserAug 22, 2011
Husbands are like....Children…..They're fine if they're someone else's.
ReagierenAntworten - THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserAug 24, 2011
Violets are blue, Roses are red
You’ll never wind up in my bedReagierenAntworten - THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserAug 24, 2011
Violets are blue, Roses are red.
Go away, I’ll use my vibrator insteadReagierenAntworten - THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserAug 25, 2011
Violets are blue, Roses are red
A couple of drinks and it plays deadReagierenAntworten - THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserAug 27, 2011
Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotionReagierenAntworten - MAAug 27, 2011[quote]
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I find that very insulting, you should get on the next flight to the UK, come to my house and apologise in person.
Please phone me first, so I can have the kettle on ready to make you a nice cup of tea.
MOW.ReagierenAntworten - THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserAug 27, 2011
Men are like.....Fires. They go out if unattended!
ReagierenAntworten - MAAug 27, 2011
Men are like magic lanterns- They need a rubbing to be released.
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[/quote] You guys always make me laugh! Thanks!