Bumper Sticker Thinkin`

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  thomasstierneyOriginal Poster

  Nov 8, 2014

  Sometimes you have to burn a few bridges to keep the crazies from following you.
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Nov 8, 2014

  If you can read this, you're too close.

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  thomasstierneyOriginal Poster

  Nov 8, 2014

  I made a mental note, but forgot where I put it.
  

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  nudecountry77

  Nov 9, 2014

  ok this could be rude or even crude to some but......Drive a lifted truck, fat girls can't jump
  

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  thomasstierneyOriginal Poster

  Nov 9, 2014

  Sex on TV can't hurt unless you fall off. .
  

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  thomasstierneyOriginal Poster

  Nov 12, 2014

  I'm going to retire and live off my savings. Not sure what I'll do that second week
  

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  thomasstierneyOriginal Poster

  Nov 12, 2014

  When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping", now I just "chunky dunk".
  

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  nudecountry77

  Nov 13, 2014

  Speed does not kill, its the sudden stop in the wall that does.
  

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  thomasstierneyOriginal Poster

  Nov 13, 2014

  Don’t you hate it when someone makes you use UPPERCASE
  

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  thomasstierneyOriginal Poster

  Nov 14, 2014

  I just found a new favorite game, "Glock," "Paper," "Scissor."
  
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Nov 14, 2014

  [quote]SEE POST#3
  .[/quote]Thanks,I'm not awake yet. Now deleted.

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  thomasstierneyOriginal Poster

  Nov 14, 2014

  Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old... as long as she buys him a few drinks first.
  

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  thomasstierneyOriginal Poster

  Nov 15, 2014

  Movie tickets for babies should cost $1000!
  

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  thomasstierneyOriginal Poster

  Nov 19, 2014

  I wonder if clouds ever look down and say, "Hey, that one is shaped like an idiot!"
  

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  thomasstierneyOriginal Poster

  Nov 25, 2014

  Anyone who thinks old age is golden must not have had a very exciting youth.
  

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  thomasstierneyOriginal Poster

  Nov 26, 2014

  There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4AM.  ... It could be a right number.
  

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  thomasstierneyOriginal Poster

  Dec 1, 2014

  "Happiness is a warm puppy." said the anaconda.
  

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  thomasstierneyOriginal Poster

  Dec 2, 2014

  "HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH"
  

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  thomasstierneyOriginal Poster

  Dec 10, 2014

  It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Dec 10, 2014

  Stop looking at my bumper and look where you're driving.

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  thomasstierneyOriginal Poster

  Dec 10, 2014

  Flies spread disease--keep yours zipped.
  

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  FullSun

  Dec 13, 2014

  God created you.  Show off His creation.  Get Naked!

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  NudeJohnny

  Dec 13, 2014

  Q: What do ISIS terrorists and Hiroshima have in common?
  A: Nothing, YET!
  

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  thomasstierneyOriginal Poster

  Dec 13, 2014

  C, E flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors."
  

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