Think of a chat up line for the barmaid, or something you would say to your friends about her.
Please try to keep it clean, Thank you.
A pint please and I like to have it pulled nice and slow.
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- TH
Aug 25, 2011Roses are red, Violets are blue,
The last we kissed I caught the flu.ReagierenAntworten - THAug 27, 2011
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Your sister is hot, but you’ll hafta do.ReagierenAntworten - MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserAug 27, 2011
Roses are red, violets are blue,
My warm bed's waiting for you.ReagierenAntworten - THAug 27, 2011
Roses are red, Violets are blue
I promise to finish after youReagierenAntworten - MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserAug 29, 2011
Violets are blue, Roses are red,
Lets have breakfast in bed.ReagierenAntworten - THAug 29, 2011
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Let’s have a quickie and then adieuReagierenAntworten - THAug 30, 2011
Roses are red, Violets are blue
Let’s do it first and then you can argueReagierenAntworten - THSep 1, 2011
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you,
everyone else disappears.ReagierenAntworten - MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserSep 1, 2011
I was going to ask you out to dinner, but I know you would really prefer to have breakfast with me.
ReagierenAntworten - DI
Sep 1, 2011[quote] Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?[/quote] This is a good one. I'll try it this weekend!ReagierenAntworten - THSep 1, 2011
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I see your panties are slightly askew.ReagierenAntworten - THSep 12, 2011
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
We’re being watched by the cleaning crewReagierenAntworten - MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserSep 17, 2011
Roses are red,
Is what I said,
But I'd rather be blue,
When I'm with you.ReagierenAntworten - THSep 17, 2011
The barmaid declined action
Sex she did forgo
She practiced oral contraception.
She always said, “No”.ReagierenAntworten - THSep 19, 2011
The barmaid’s beautiful face
Caused hearts to race
She would gladly embrace
Any time, any place,ReagierenAntworten - MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserSep 21, 2011
I may not be Fred Flintsone, but I can sure make your Bedrock.
ReagierenAntworten - THOct 27, 2011I'm not drunk enough to take you home, you'll have to buy me another bottle.ReagierenAntworten
- MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserOct 28, 2011
If you do breakfast as good as you serve beer, then I sure would like to sample some. When your husband isn't there.
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