It proves without doubt that he's feckless.
His White House flirtation's
A threat to all nations,
And I'd wager that Trump is full-deck-less.
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- THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserApr 29, 2017
An arrogant wench from Salt Lake
Liked to tease all the boys on the make.
She was finally the prize
Of a man twice her size
And all she recalls is the ache.ReagierenAntworten - THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserApr 29, 2017
There once was a man named McFeeney
Who spilled some gin on his weenie.
Not being uncouth
He added vermouth,
And slipped his girl a martini.ReagierenAntworten - THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserApr 30, 2017
A fellow invented an app
That fills a technology gap:
It gives you a pinch
If your boss starts to inch
Near your desk, while youre taking a nap.ReagierenAntworten - THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserMay 2, 2017
There was a young fool name of Raines.
To get laid, he'd go to great pains.
Never a genius,
He thought with his penis,
But his prick was as dumb as his brains.ReagierenAntworten - THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserMay 3, 2017A gay chap who lived in Khartoum Took a lesbian up to his room And they argued all night About who had the right To do what and with which and to whomReagierenAntworten
- THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserMay 4, 2017
There was a poor parson from Goring,
Who made a small hole in his flooring,
Fur-lined it all round,
Then laid on the ground,
And declared it was cheaper than whoring.ReagierenAntworten - NA
May 4, 2017There was an old man from Rhyll
Who to get hard he needed a pill
One day he decided to take three
Which stoped him being able to pee
But his pants looked like a giant hillReagierenAntworten - MA
May 4, 2017On a maiden a man once begat Cute triplets named Nat, Tat and Pat; 'Twas fun in the breeding But hell in the feeding: She hadn't a spare tit for Tat.ReagierenAntworten - DE
May 5, 2017[strong]In the great South West, there was a dude
Who many considered to be quite crude.
He sat tall in the saddle,
For him it was a battle
because his butt was always quite nude.[/strong]ReagierenAntworten - THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserMay 5, 2017
A man who was very well built,
Was naked except for his kilt.
He was flouting the regs,
As he flaunted his legs,
And willed certain parts not to wilt.ReagierenAntworten - MAMay 5, 2017There was a young Scotsman named Fisher Who was fishing for fish in a fissure. Then a cod, with a grin, Pulled the fisherman in. Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.ReagierenAntworten
- THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserMay 5, 2017
A bather whose clothing was strewed
By winds that left her quite nude
Saw a man come along
And unless we are wrong
You expected this line to be lewd.ReagierenAntworten - BI
May 5, 2017A dozen, a gross, and a score Plus three times the square root of four Divided by seven Plus five times eleven Is nine squared and not a bit more.ReagierenAntworten - THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserMay 5, 2017
There once was a man from Bel Air,
Who was doing his girl on the stair.
When the banister broke,
He doubled his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air.ReagierenAntworten - THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserMay 10, 2017A nudist resort in Benaires Took a midget in unawares But he made members weep For he just couldn't keep His nose out of private affairs.ReagierenAntworten
- THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserMay 10, 2017
There once was a man named Screwy Dick,
A man who was born with a spiral prick.
His life was spent in one long hunt
to find the girl with the spiral c#nt.
When he found her he dropped dead,
'cause that damn bitch had left hand thread!!!ReagierenAntworten
