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Jan 5, 2011Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.
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- TH
Oct 29, 2011My wife thinks Junk" is one of the Basic Food Groups, along with "Fast", "Frozen" and "Chocolate".تفاعلرد - MA
Nov 5, 2011Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right and the other person is the husband.
تفاعلرد - MANov 5, 2011
A little boy asked his father " Daddy, how much does it cost to get married " The father repled " I don't know son, I'm still paying "
تفاعلرد - THNov 6, 2011
Two guys having a drink in a bar.
First guy asked his friend, "If you were given a choice to change something you had done, what would you change?"
Second guy said, "I wouldn't have bet all my money on the presidential election."
"Did you lose a lot of money?" his friend asked sympathetically.
"No, I made a lot of money, he muttered. "But, I used it to buy an engagement ring.تفاعلرد - THNov 7, 2011Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.تفاعلرد
- MANov 13, 2011Marriage- The only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.
97تفاعلرد - THNov 13, 2011When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.تفاعلرد
- MANov 13, 2011When a man marries a woman, they become one..... One hell of a nightmare.
99تفاعلرد - THDec 15, 2011A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon,
suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared".
The somewhat irate spouse called her mates cell phone and demanded:
Where the hell are you?
Husband: Darling you remember that Jewelery shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace
and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and said Baby it'll be yours one day.
Wife, with a smile blushing: Yes, I remember that my Love.
Husband: Well, I'm in the Bar next to that shop.تفاعلرد - MADec 16, 2011
My wife has asked me not to keep making her look stupid with all my jokes about her. I said to her " so you want me to tell lies about you "
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