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  nudecountry77

  Sep 28, 2013

  for the average person coffee is supposed to stunt you're growth, but i'm already short and i never drank the stuff.
  

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  thomasstierney

  Sep 28, 2013

  The palms of my hands are not hairy.

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  ManOfWicklowصاحب المنشور

  Sep 28, 2013

  Him: I kiss my Wife everyday before I leave for Office, what about you?
  Me : Me too, after you leave!!
  
  

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  thomasstierney

  Sep 28, 2013

  My ex had this one annoying habit... breathing
  

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  ManOfWicklowصاحب المنشور

  Sep 29, 2013

  I used to have one night stands,but now they're more like laydowns.

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  nudecountry77

  Sep 29, 2013

  sad to see you leave, but i love watching you walk away!!!
  

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  ManOfWicklowصاحب المنشور

  Dec 9, 2013

  Customer:  "Waiter, theres a dead beetle in my soup".  Waiter: "Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers".

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  ManOfWicklowصاحب المنشور

  Dec 10, 2013

  Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.

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  Imbim

  Jan 22, 2014

  [quote]Him: I kiss my Wife everyday before I leave for Office, what about you?
  Me : Me too, after you leave!!
  
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  I have started taking my wife to work with me,,,,,,,,,It means I don't have to to kiss her goodbye.

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  thomasstierney

  Jan 23, 2014

  Q: What did the midget say when I asked him for a dollar?
  A: "Sorry, I'm a little short"
  

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  NudeJohnny

  Jan 23, 2014

  Q: Why do midgets always laugh when playing soccer?
  A: The grass tickles their balls!
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

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  thomasstierney

  Jan 23, 2014

  Q: Why can't midgets wear tampons?
  A: Because they keep stepping on the string!
  

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  kijad40

  Feb 13, 2014

  Two guys walk into a bar...which is stupid because the second guy should have seen the first guy hit it.
  

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  thomasstierney

  Feb 14, 2014

  A man went into a bookstore and asked the young woman working the counter,
  "Do you have the new book for men with short penises?"
  "Hmmm. I'm not sure if it's in yet." she replied.
  "That's the one! I'll take a copy.
  

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  ManOfWicklowصاحب المنشور

  May 23, 2014

  What does a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?
  
  The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
  

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  thomasstierney

  May 23, 2014

  They laughed when I said I'd be a comedian. They aren't laughing now.
  

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  thomasstierney

  May 30, 2014

  Take me out to the ball game.
  Take me out with the crowd.
  Buy me some peanuts and crack, or jack.
  I don't care if I never ... wait, what did I say?
  

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  ManOfWicklowصاحب المنشور

  May 30, 2014

  I kiss my Wife everyday before I leave for Office, what about you?
  Me too, after you leave!!
  
  

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  thomasstierney

  May 30, 2014

  The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.
  

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  thomasstierney

  Jun 24, 2014

  I told my ex I wanted  a threesome so she served me someNeopolitan Ice Cream.
  

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  ManOfWicklowصاحب المنشور

  Jun 24, 2014

  Told my ex I wanted a threesome: she gave birth to triplets.

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  nudecountry77

  Jun 24, 2014

  I tripped her, now I'm seeing stars

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  thomasstierney

  Jun 25, 2014

  I took a trip to Hollywood, I didn't see any stars.
  

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  ManOfWicklowصاحب المنشور

  Jun 26, 2014

  There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and thats a wife who can't cook and will.

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