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Sep 28, 2013Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
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- TH
Jun 26, 2014Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond but by the end you wish you had a club and a spade.تفاعلرد - MAManOfWicklowصاحب المنشورJul 20, 2014Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.تفاعلرد - MAManOfWicklowصاحب المنشورJul 29, 2014The American attempt at scaling Mount Everest was a valiant effort, but it failed: They ran out of scaffolding.تفاعلرد
- NU
Aug 10, 2014[quote]The American attempt at scaling Mount Everest was a valiant effort, but it failed: They ran out of scaffolding.[/quote]American hater?تفاعلرد - LA
Aug 12, 2014[quote]I took a trip to Hollywood, I didn't see any stars.
[/quote]Try going at night.تفاعلرد - MAManOfWicklowصاحب المنشورAug 12, 2014I've never gone to bed with any ugly women, but I sure have woken up with a few.تفاعلرد
- NUAug 12, 2014[quote]I've never gone to bed with any ugly women, but I sure have woken up with a few.
[/quote] you must have had your beer goggles on, before bedتفاعلرد - DE
Aug 12, 2014A couple hooked up in a bar. They were ready to get it on when he dropped his trou. She looked at him and exclaimed "Who do you expect to please with that little thing?" He quickly shot back "ME!"تفاعلرد - THAug 13, 2014Wife to her husband, "I come home with a little semen in my hair, and right away you jump to conclusions."تفاعلرد
- MAManOfWicklowصاحب المنشورAug 14, 2014I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday she said 'Just gimme something with diamonds.' I got her a pack of cards.تفاعلرد
- THAug 14, 2014You know it's going to be a bad day when your imaginary friend files a restraining order against you!تفاعلرد
- MAManOfWicklowصاحب المنشورAug 14, 2014I said to Doctor "I broke my arm in two places" and he replied"stop going to those places"تفاعلرد
- AE
Aug 16, 2014[quote]I took a trip to Hollywood, I didn't see any stars.
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Try getting MUGGED next time....
;~)°تفاعلرد - MAManOfWicklowصاحب المنشورAug 16, 2014Q: What do you call a surprised Chinese man? A: Ho Lee Fukتفاعلرد
- THAug 16, 2014I've joined a motorcycle club for seniors:
"The Old As Hell Angels"تفاعلرد - MAManOfWicklowصاحب المنشورAug 16, 2014Picture a nun wearing daisy dukes, then try not to laugh.تفاعلرد
- NUSep 1, 2014[quote]Have you noticed how many stupid people have smart phones?
[/quote]so does that make them SMART?تفاعلرد - THSep 17, 2014Whoever is in charge of making sure I don't do stupid stuff...is fired!تفاعلرد
- MAManOfWicklowصاحب المنشورOct 16, 2014We were pulling up to the hotel on our honeymoon, my new wife felt very foolish that she was on her honeymoon. She turned to me and asked, “what can we do to hide the fact that we are on our honeymoon?†I thought a second and replied, “you carry the luggage!â€تفاعلرد
- THOct 16, 2014A young man was walking past a blind woman using a cane on a street corner downtown, when she said,
"Excuse me, but if it's not too much trouble, can you see me across the street?"
Our good Samaritan replied, "Just a minute." He walked across the street, looked back and yelled, "Yes, I can see you fine!"تفاعلرد