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Sep 28, 2013Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
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- NUSep 28, 2013for the average person coffee is supposed to stunt you're growth, but i'm already short and i never drank the stuff.ReagierenAntworten
- MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserSep 28, 2013Him: I kiss my Wife everyday before I leave for Office, what about you?
Me : Me too, after you leave!!ReagierenAntworten - MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserSep 29, 2013I used to have one night stands,but now they're more like laydowns.ReagierenAntworten
- NUSep 29, 2013sad to see you leave, but i love watching you walk away!!!ReagierenAntworten
- MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserDec 9, 2013Customer: "Waiter, theres a dead beetle in my soup". Waiter: "Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers".ReagierenAntworten
- MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserDec 10, 2013Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.ReagierenAntworten
- IMJan 22, 2014[quote]Him: I kiss my Wife everyday before I leave for Office, what about you?
Me : Me too, after you leave!!
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I have started taking my wife to work with me,,,,,,,,,It means I don't have to to kiss her goodbye.ReagierenAntworten - TH
Jan 23, 2014Q: What did the midget say when I asked him for a dollar?
A: "Sorry, I'm a little short"ReagierenAntworten - NU
Jan 23, 2014Q: Why do midgets always laugh when playing soccer?
A: The grass tickles their balls!ReagierenAntworten - THJan 23, 2014Q: Why can't midgets wear tampons?
A: Because they keep stepping on the string!ReagierenAntworten - KI
Feb 13, 2014Two guys walk into a bar...which is stupid because the second guy should have seen the first guy hit it.ReagierenAntworten - THFeb 14, 2014A man went into a bookstore and asked the young woman working the counter,
"Do you have the new book for men with short penises?"
"Hmmm. I'm not sure if it's in yet." she replied.
"That's the one! I'll take a copy.ReagierenAntworten - MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserMay 23, 2014What does a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?
The longer you play with them, the harder they get.ReagierenAntworten - THMay 23, 2014They laughed when I said I'd be a comedian. They aren't laughing now.ReagierenAntworten
- THMay 30, 2014Take me out to the ball game.
Take me out with the crowd.
Buy me some peanuts and crack, or jack.
I don't care if I never ... wait, what did I say?ReagierenAntworten - MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserMay 30, 2014I kiss my Wife everyday before I leave for Office, what about you?
Me too, after you leave!!ReagierenAntworten - THMay 30, 2014The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.ReagierenAntworten
- THJun 24, 2014I told my ex I wanted a threesome so she served me someNeopolitan Ice Cream.ReagierenAntworten
- MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserJun 24, 2014Told my ex I wanted a threesome: she gave birth to triplets.ReagierenAntworten
- MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserJun 26, 2014There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and thats a wife who can't cook and will.ReagierenAntworten