Most Interesting Nudist in the World - Humor and Fun على True Nudists

عضوصاحب المنشور

Mar 19, 2015

Make up quotes for the Most Interesting Nudist in the World! I'll start with;
Even when he's fully clothed, he looks completely naked.
If he stands still for too long, he's mistaken for Michelangelo's David.
He has never had a tan line, anywhere, ever!
I don't always wear clothes, but when I do, I would rather be nude.
Stay naked my friends.

تفاعلرداشترك

الردود

ع
عضو
Mar 19, 2015
When he comes along, the beach removes its shells. And carries a towel.

تفاعلرد
ع
عضوصاحب المنشور
Mar 19, 2015
When he lies down on the sand, his imprint lasts forever.
تفاعلرد
ع
عضوصاحب المنشور
Mar 19, 2015
Where ever he skinnydips, the water turns blue and smells of lilac and sandalwood.
تفاعلرد
ع
عضوصاحب المنشور
Mar 21, 2015
Even his tan lines don't have tan lines.
تفاعلرد
MA
ManOfWicklow
Mar 21, 2015
I don't like talking about myself.
تفاعلرد
TH
thomasstierney
Mar 21, 2015
[quote]I don't like talking about myself.[/quote]Now that is funny.
تفاعلرد
ع
عضوصاحب المنشور
Mar 22, 2015
His legendary modesty and solid moral fiber does not include the concept of clothing.
تفاعلرد
NO
noodengr2
Mar 24, 2015
He sounds naked when you talk to him on the phone.
Bored from the book Naked by David Sedaris
تفاعلرد
ع
عضوصاحب المنشور
Mar 27, 2015
His webcam has been viewed by every person on Planet Earth, and some alien civilizations. No one was offended.
تفاعلرد
KI
KilgoreTrout
Apr 2, 2015
He never wears a watch because time is always on his side.
تفاعلرد
DE
DesertRat
Apr 3, 2015
For AANR members; did you see the article and Pic of AANR's President, Bev Price in this month's Bulletin? She turned a boat trip to Antarctica into a nudist cruise having her nude picture taken at the coastline of Antarctica. This fulfilled her goal of visiting all of the world's continents. I sent her an e-mail nominating her as the Most Interesting Nudist in the World.
تفاعلرد
KI
KilgoreTrout
Apr 7, 2015
Chuck Norris puts his clothes back on when the MINW takes off his clothes.
تفاعلرد
SH
ShavedNudist27
Apr 7, 2015
It stops raining when he goes outside.
تفاعلرد
TH
thomasstierney
Apr 8, 2015
[quote]For AANR members; did you see the article and Pic of AANR's President, Bev Price in this month's Bulletin? She turned a boat trip to Antarctica into a nudist cruise having her nude picture taken at the coastline of Antarctica. This fulfilled her goal of visiting all of the world's continents. I sent her an e-mail nominating her as the Most Interesting Nudist in the World.[/quote]Was she nude while visiting all of the world's continents? She sounds like a very interesting person.
تفاعلرد
ع
عضوصاحب المنشور
Apr 8, 2015
Penguins feel over dressed when he visits the South Pole.
تفاعلرد
DE
DesertRat
Apr 8, 2015
[quote][quote]For AANR members; did you see the article and Pic of AANR's President, Bev Price in this month's Bulletin? She turned a boat trip to Antarctica into a nudist cruise having her nude picture taken at the coastline of Antarctica. This fulfilled her goal of visiting all of the world's continents. I sent her an e-mail nominating her as the Most Interesting Nudist in the World.[/quote]Was she nude while visiting all of the world's continents? She sounds like a very interesting person.
[/quote]Once while visiting the natives in Central America she saw that the native women were topless and had henna paintings on their bodies. She asked the chief if she could get some of those paintings. He agreed and a picture of her was taken with two other women, all topless and painted with these henna tattoos. It was funny when I saw the photo because I know she is very small but in this pic she was about 6-inches taller than the two other women. In this pic she looked like a giant which was very odd. I kept looking at the two smaller women and trying to figure out which one she was.
تفاعلرد
DE
DesertRat
Apr 8, 2015
[quote]For AANR members; did you see the article and Pic of AANR's President, Bev Price in this month's Bulletin? She turned a boat trip to Antarctica into a nudist cruise having her nude picture taken at the coastline of Antarctica. This fulfilled her goal of visiting all of the world's continents. I sent her an e-mail nominating her as the Most Interesting Nudist in the World.[/quote]If you'd like to read the article go to aanr.com; click on News & Events on the top of the page; then click on Across the Board on the right had side of the page. The article should be up for only a few more more weeks.
تفاعلرد
ع
عضوصاحب المنشور
May 16, 2015
Nudist resorts become much more...resorty when he arrives.
تفاعلرد
GL
globalnudeboy
May 17, 2015
When he arrives in the Garden of Eden - the snakes hide all the apples

تفاعلرد
ع
عضوصاحب المنشور
Jun 10, 2015
The snakes shed their skin the moment he arrives, just to feel more naked than they already are.
تفاعلرد