A girl says to her date, "You're in for a real treat. I've been told that I have a body like New Jersey."
So, her date grabs her waist and asks, "What's this?"
She replies "Middlesex."
He grabs her butt and asks "what's this?"
She replies,"Freehold."
Then he grabs her breast and asks "what's this?"
She replies,"Point Pleasant."
Finally, he reaches between her thighs and says, "I guess this is Cherry Hill?"
"No", she replies, "That's Eatontown."
The guy gets so excited that he pulls down his pants and says, "Welcome to Wildwood!"
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You know you're from New Jersey if you know
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