The trouble with political jokes is...............They usually get elected.
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- MAManOfWicklowصاحب المنشورJul 10, 2011
Do you have a drink problem ? YES... I can't afford it.
تفاعلرد - MAManOfWicklowصاحب المنشورJul 10, 2011
Avenge yourself. Live long enough to be a problem to your kids.
تفاعلرد - DI
Jul 15, 2011[quote]When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.[/quote] [quote]Now thats funny! ROFLMAO[/quote]تفاعلرد - ععضوJul 21, 2011
When you get older, it takes longer to do nothing!
تفاعلرد - ععضوJul 21, 2011
Laugh and the world laughs with you! Snore and you sleep alone!
تفاعلرد - ععضوJul 21, 2011
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me!
تفاعلرد - ععضوJul 21, 2011
Old is when it takes longer to rest than it does to get tired!
تفاعلرد - ععضوJul 21, 2011
Nothing so needs reforming as other peoples habits!
تفاعلرد - TH
Jul 21, 2011The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.
تفاعلرد - MAManOfWicklowصاحب المنشورJul 22, 2011
If at first you don't succeed, take the top off the bottle.
تفاعلرد - THJul 22, 2011
Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.
تفاعلرد - THJul 22, 2011
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me.
After all, I'm a Leo and she's a bitch.تفاعلرد - MAManOfWicklowصاحب المنشورJul 22, 2011[quote]When I see you, joy and happiness exude from every orifice (another actual one of mine).[/quote] Wow " Careful Wirral, I'm a married man "تفاعلرد
- MAManOfWicklowصاحب المنشورJul 22, 2011
Life's a breeze, Marriage is a tornado. That's one I made up, so it must be good. How about this one- Life's just a game, Marriage is game over.
تفاعلرد - ععضوJul 22, 2011Aman walks into a bar and asksthe barmaid for adouble entendre- so she gave him one.
تفاعلرد - MAManOfWicklowصاحب المنشورJul 22, 2011[quote]I am not young enough to know everything....[/quote] You're getting younger each day.تفاعلرد
- MAManOfWicklowصاحب المنشورJul 22, 2011
Most men have many faults. I must be lucky, my wife says I only have one small one.
تفاعلرد - MAManOfWicklowصاحب المنشورJul 22, 2011[quote]Why is it that men enter without knocking and leave without a goodbye?[/quote]
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