The trouble with political jokes is...............They usually get elected.
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- TH
Aug 19, 2011I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
تفاعلرد - DI
Aug 19, 2011[quote]Do you have a drink problem ? YES... I can't afford it.[/quote] ManofWicklo... Judging by the guy in your signature, who's glass never gets empty, it must be the problem that cant be afforded! Oh, BTW, Endurance better not get behind the wheel of deception. My wife loves that guy in the beach chair! I think he's cool tooتفاعلرد - ععضوAug 21, 2011
A wise person said, "Do not worry about people talking "behind your back", it just means that you are one step ahead of them, and they are exactly in the right direction to kiss your ass!"
تفاعلرد - MI
Aug 21, 2011Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
تفاعلرد - MIAug 21, 2011
Two cannibals were eating a clown. The first turned to the second and asked, "does this taste funny to you?"
تفاعلرد - ععضوSep 6, 2011
The WORLDS shortest joke..... "2 women were sitting together quietly...."
تفاعلرد - ععضوSep 9, 2011
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchillتفاعلرد - ععضوSep 9, 2011
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
-- Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)تفاعلرد - ععضوSep 9, 2011
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts..
-- Will Rogersتفاعلرد - ععضوNov 8, 2011
“When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.â€تفاعلرد - ععضوNov 8, 2011
“Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.â€تفاعلرد - ععضوNov 8, 2011
“If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.â€تفاعلرد - ععضوNov 8, 2011
“Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.â€تفاعلرد - ععضوNov 8, 2011
“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.â€تفاعلرد - ععضوNov 8, 2011
“Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.â€تفاعلرد - MAManOfWicklowصاحب المنشورNov 15, 2011If you fail to learn from other people's mistakes, you may not live long enough to make them yourself.
(90)تفاعلرد - ععضوJan 30, 2012
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
تفاعلرد - THJan 31, 2012Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.تفاعلرد
- MAManOfWicklowصاحب المنشورJan 31, 2012[quote]Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.[/quote]Just make sure it's not a woman in size 5 stiletto shoes, he,he, !!!!تفاعلرد
- THJan 31, 2012[quote][quote]Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.[/quote]
Just make sure it's not a woman in size 5 stiletto shoes, he,he, !!!![/quote]
Have you ever met a man dumb enough to walk in shoes with stiletto heels?تفاعلرد
