The trouble with political jokes is...............They usually get elected.
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- TH
Jul 23, 2011I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
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Just remember, spiders like flies, so keep yours zipped up.
ReagierenAntworten - THJul 23, 2011
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
ReagierenAntworten - THJul 23, 2011
If God had intended for man to use the metric system,
Jesus would have only had ten disciples!ReagierenAntworten - MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserJul 24, 2011[quote]I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.[/quote] Said the blood thirsty ex wife.ReagierenAntworten
- MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserJul 29, 2011
What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control a wife ? A murder suspect.
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Jul 29, 2011On a serious note (forgive me) In life, pain is inescapable and mandatory. Sufferingis optional.ReagierenAntworten - THAug 10, 2011
“If I had a nickel for every time I said ‘if I had a nickel’ then I’d have just earned myself 10 quick cents right there.”
ReagierenAntworten - THAug 11, 2011
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, oh wait a minute, yes it is.
ReagierenAntworten - MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserAug 11, 2011[quote]It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, oh wait a minute, yes it is.[/quote] I like my dogs with plenty of ketchup and fried onion.ReagierenAntworten
- THAug 13, 2011[quote]we all have a "superpower"...... we can stop a speeding bullet once, but its gonna hurt like hell.[/quote] I am not going to be RollingOnTheFloorLaughingOutLoud, but that's funny.ReagierenAntworten
- THAug 13, 2011
Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
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Aug 13, 2011Took delivery of my new epileptic coat the other day... it fits!
ReagierenAntworten - THAug 13, 2011
Light travels faster than sound, This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
ReagierenAntworten - MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserAug 14, 2011
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
ReagierenAntworten - MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserAug 14, 2011
It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
ReagierenAntworten - MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserAug 14, 2011
What is Iraq's national bird. Duck.
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- MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserAug 14, 2011
Go braless, it pulls the wrinkles from your face.
ReagierenAntworten - MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserAug 19, 2011[quote] A shotgun marriage is a case of wife or death.[/quote] It's wife, Jim, but not as we know it.ReagierenAntworten
- THAug 19, 2011
What word describes the practice of being married to only one woman at a time. Mono-something. Ah … oh yeah … Monotony.
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