Random thoughts and jokes

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  thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور

  Jun 6, 2012

  Only straight people can give birth to gay children

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  ManOfWicklow

  Jun 6, 2012

  [quote]Only straight people can give birth to gay children[/quote]What about the vicar's wife ?

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  thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور

  Jun 6, 2012

  That's what she said before the bed broke.
  

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  thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور

  Jun 7, 2012

  Try having a positive attitude,  it may not solve your problems,
  but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
  

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  thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور

  Jun 8, 2012

  When I was younger sex kept me thin, not doing it, running around trying to get it.
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Jun 8, 2012

  [quote]When I was younger sex kept me thin, not doing it, running around trying to get it.
  [/quote]Yes it also kept me thin, running away from all the mad husbands.

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  thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور

  Jun 9, 2012

  I noticed I was repeating myself lately, then I remembered,
  Its summertime, everything is in re-runs.
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Jun 9, 2012

  [quote]I noticed I was repeating myself lately,[/quote]What did you say, what did you say, what did you ?

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  thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور

  Jun 9, 2012

  I don't know. I don't remember.What?
  
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Jun 9, 2012

  I  didn't say anything.

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  thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور

  Jun 9, 2012

  Who?
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Jun 9, 2012

  I'm don't know

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• TH

  

  thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور

  Jun 9, 2012

  OK
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Jun 9, 2012

  It is

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  thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور

  Jun 10, 2012

  After all is said and done, more is usually said than done.
  

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  thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور

  Jun 10, 2012

  I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time, either.
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Jun 10, 2012

  [quote]I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time, either.
  [/quote]                                            [img src="http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/$(KGrHqF,!mEE6Cdj+)f,BOnehBzHpQ~~60_35.JPG">

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  thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور

  Jun 11, 2012

  Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: One ... Men will screw anything.
  

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  thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور

  Jun 11, 2012

  When someone tells you, "You've changed,"
  it might simply be because you've stopped living your life their way.
  

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  babyseal

  Jun 11, 2012

  when someone tells u to change, leave

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  thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور

  Jun 11, 2012

  After all is said,  plagiarize.
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Jun 11, 2012

  When in doubt, sit on toilet before farting.

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  thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور

  Jun 12, 2012

  I'm not a fatalist. But even if I were, what could I do about it?
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Jun 12, 2012

  [img src="http://www.urbanbarn.com/data/catalog/2172-thumb.jpg?1333053186">

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