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thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser
Jun 6, 2012One night I went to a local bar and asked the very pretty barmaid
"Where have you been all my life?"
She smiled and replied, "For the first half of it, I wasn't born yet."
"Where have you been all my life?"
She smiled and replied, "For the first half of it, I wasn't born yet."
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- THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserJun 6, 2012Only straight people can give birth to gay childrenReagierenAntworten
- MA
Jun 6, 2012[quote]Only straight people can give birth to gay children[/quote]What about the vicar's wife ?ReagierenAntworten - THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserJun 6, 2012That's what she said before the bed broke.ReagierenAntworten
- THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserJun 7, 2012Try having a positive attitude, it may not solve your problems,
but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.ReagierenAntworten - THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserJun 8, 2012When I was younger sex kept me thin, not doing it, running around trying to get it.ReagierenAntworten
- MAJun 8, 2012[quote]When I was younger sex kept me thin, not doing it, running around trying to get it.
[/quote]Yes it also kept me thin, running away from all the mad husbands.ReagierenAntworten - THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserJun 9, 2012I noticed I was repeating myself lately, then I remembered,
Its summertime, everything is in re-runs.ReagierenAntworten - MAJun 9, 2012[quote]I noticed I was repeating myself lately,[/quote]What did you say, what did you say, what did you ?ReagierenAntworten
- THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserJun 9, 2012I don't know. I don't remember.What?ReagierenAntworten
- THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserJun 10, 2012After all is said and done, more is usually said than done.ReagierenAntworten
- THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserJun 10, 2012I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time, either.ReagierenAntworten
- MAJun 10, 2012[quote]I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time, either.
[/quote] [img src="http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/$(KGrHqF,!mEE6Cdj+)f,BOnehBzHpQ~~60_35.JPG">ReagierenAntworten - THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserJun 11, 2012Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One ... Men will screw anything.ReagierenAntworten - THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserJun 11, 2012When someone tells you, "You've changed,"
it might simply be because you've stopped living your life their way.ReagierenAntworten - THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserJun 11, 2012After all is said, plagiarize.ReagierenAntworten
- THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserJun 12, 2012I'm not a fatalist. But even if I were, what could I do about it?ReagierenAntworten
- MAJun 12, 2012
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