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Jun 6, 2012One night I went to a local bar and asked the very pretty barmaid
"Where have you been all my life?"
She smiled and replied, "For the first half of it, I wasn't born yet."
"Where have you been all my life?"
She smiled and replied, "For the first half of it, I wasn't born yet."
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Jun 6, 2013[quote]Don't you hate when someone new moves into the neighborhood and starts bitching about everything he sees.[/quote]Hate it when immigrants come into the Country and then start bitching about things. No one is forcing them to stay. If I go into a bar and don't like the beer they're serving, then I leave and find one that I do like.ReaccionarResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalJun 6, 2013Don't you hate it when someone signs onto TrueNudists and starts bitching about everything?ReaccionarResponder
- NUJun 8, 2013Does starting every morning with a shot of jack daniels make the day(s) end quicker?? I'll let you know when I remember what day it is.ReaccionarResponder
- THthomasstierneyAutor originalJun 9, 2013You might be a redneck if Jack Daniels makes your list of “Most Admired People.â€ReaccionarResponder
- MAJun 9, 2013You might be a redneck if you've ever used s toilet seat as a picture frame.ReaccionarResponder
- THthomasstierneyAutor originalJun 11, 2013You might be a redneck if you think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.ReaccionarResponder
- MAJun 11, 2013You might be a redneck if you think Genitalia is an Italian airline.ReaccionarResponder
- THthomasstierneyAutor originalJun 11, 2013You might be a redneck if you ever cut your grass and found a car.ReaccionarResponder
- MAJun 11, 2013You might be a redneck if you think the stock market has a fence around it.ReaccionarResponder
- THthomasstierneyAutor originalJun 11, 2013I wonder who invented hugs.
The first hug must have been soo awkward.
"Whoa, what are you doin, youre holding me?"
"Shhh just trust me."ReaccionarResponder - MAJun 12, 2013I would think cannibals were the first people to use hugs. They like to have a good feel of their ready made meal.ReaccionarResponder
- THthomasstierneyAutor originalJun 12, 2013I'm going on a diet and stick to it.. I'm going to lose weight. I'm going to exercise every day. Oh, look cake.ReaccionarResponder
- MAJun 12, 2013You can lose weight and it will come back without you looking for it, but try doing that with money !ReaccionarResponder
- THthomasstierneyAutor originalJun 12, 2013I keep losing everything except weight.ReaccionarResponder
- MAJun 12, 2013I don't believe for a second weightlifting is a sport. They pick up a heavy thing and put it down again. To me, that's indecision.ReaccionarResponder
- THthomasstierneyAutor originalJun 12, 2013I wish I lost weight as fast as I lose motivation.ReaccionarResponder
- MAJun 13, 2013Observation shows that lack of preservation for motivation can cause aggravation.ReaccionarResponder
- THthomasstierneyAutor originalJun 13, 2013A math professor was administering the final exam to his students.
He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in.
The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."
The next class period, the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $62 change.ReaccionarResponder - MAJun 14, 2013
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.ReaccionarResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalJun 14, 2013OMG - Someone is gonna have Snooki as their momReaccionarResponder
- THthomasstierneyAutor originalJun 20, 2013Relationships are a lot like algebra... Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?ReaccionarResponder
- MAJun 20, 2013[quote]Relationships are a lot like algebra... Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?[/quote]Yes, I C what U mean.ReaccionarResponder
- THthomasstierneyAutor originalJun 20, 2013The word is before - B-E-F-O-R-E - not b4. We speak English not bingo.ReaccionarResponder