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Really Silly Jokes

Veröffentlicht Jul 3, 2012

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ManOfWicklow
ManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher Verfasser
Jul 3, 2012

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn ?    She had mittens

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    Mitglied
    Jul 3, 2012

    Did you hear the one about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?

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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher Verfasser
    Jul 3, 2012
    Should all married couples be frank and earnest, or should one of them be a woman.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher Verfasser
    Jul 6, 2012
    If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper, and a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker, and a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper doody pooper scooper, what do you a call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?

    A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher Verfasser
    Jul 6, 2012
    A man with a huge grin approaches a priest.

    "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he says. "I’ve spent the week with seven beautiful women.”

    "Do not fret, my son,” says the priest. "All you need to do is take seven lemons, squeeze the juice into a glass, and drink the juice.”

    "Will that cleanse my sin from me?”

    "No, but it’ll wipe that stupid smile off your face.”
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher Verfasser
    Jul 7, 2012
    I was going to make a joke about males in Queensland, but some men may take it the wrong way.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher Verfasser
    Jul 8, 2012
    You know you're still in good shape if you can touch your toes. Using your boobs doesn't count.

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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher Verfasser
    Jul 13, 2012
    As she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my head kept saying, Relax you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients, but another kept reminding me, Howard, you are a vet.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher Verfasser
    Jul 16, 2012
    Q:   Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
    A:   All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
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