TH
thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور
Jul 30, 2011If Schroedinger's Cat walks into a forest, and no one is around to observe it, is he really in the forest?
تفاعلرداشترك
الردود
- MA
Nov 16, 2011[quote]Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
.[/quote]
And even more interesting if you're getting money from their estate.
(122)تفاعلرد - THthomasstierneyصاحب المنشورNov 19, 2011Sweating profusely in his new t-shirt and long pants, a tribesman in a tropical jungle asks the missionary,
"If I did not know about God, the devil, and that it is a sin to go around naked as our people have always done,
would I go to hell?"
The missionary answers, "No, not if you didn't know."
Upon which the tribesman demands, "Then why did you tell me!?"تفاعلرد - BU
Nov 19, 2011Uhhh, until you checked if the cat was in the forest he would be both in the forest an not in the forest because of the splitting into alternate universes.
(Is that why I can never find my car keys?)تفاعلرد - ععضوNov 19, 2011[quote]In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
[/quote]
If Doctors are suppose to be highly trained and educated professionals, why do they "Practice Medicine"?تفاعلرد - BUNov 19, 2011[quote][quote]In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
[/quote]
If Doctors are suppose to be highly trained and educated professionals, why do they "Practice Medicine"?
[/quote]
And why are a doctors clients called "patients." Most of them aren't patient at all.تفاعلرد - MANov 20, 2011[quote]If you are writing a letter with invisible ink, how do you know if you run out of ink?[/quote]
The pen will become lighter.
(127)تفاعلرد - MAFeb 10, 2012
Why is it, when you send a package by ship, it's called cargo and if you send it by car, it's called shipment.
تفاعلرد - CH
Feb 11, 2012[quote]Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?[/quote]They've been sanforized? ;)تفاعلرد - THthomasstierneyصاحب المنشورFeb 12, 2012# 123
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?تفاعلرد - MAFeb 12, 2012[quote]What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? [/quote]
Remove the mirror from your dining table.
125تفاعلرد - THthomasstierneyصاحب المنشورFeb 16, 2012# 125
The Global Facts ... At Any Given Moment:
Fact: 79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now.
Fact: 58,000,000 are kissing.
Fact: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex ...
Fact: 1 lonely person is reading posts on TRUENUDISTS...تفاعلرد - MAFeb 16, 2012[quote]Fact: 1 lonely person is reading posts on TRUENUDISTS.[/quote]Fact: Now there's 2تفاعلرد
- MAFeb 18, 2012[quote]There, Their, They're not the same.[/quote]
No, now I Know.
#124تفاعلرد - MAFeb 18, 2012[quote]# 126
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? [/quote]Vegetarians ARE crackers.تفاعلرد - THthomasstierneyصاحب المنشورFeb 18, 2012# 128
During one minute minute the dove dove past my head and headed east.تفاعلرد - THthomasstierneyصاحب المنشورFeb 18, 2012[quote][quote]# 126
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?[/quote]Vegetarians ARE crackers.[/quote]
#129
Now that's funny.تفاعلرد - THthomasstierneyصاحب المنشورFeb 18, 2012# 130
My ex-girl friend switched sides and is now a vagitarian.تفاعلرد - MAFeb 19, 2012[quote]# 130
My ex-girl friend switched sides and is now a vagitarian.[/quote]
#131
More like a dildotarian.تفاعلرد