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Jul 30, 2011If Schroedinger's Cat walks into a forest, and no one is around to observe it, is he really in the forest?
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- MA
Nov 16, 2011[quote]Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
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And even more interesting if you're getting money from their estate.
(122)ReaccionarResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalNov 19, 2011Sweating profusely in his new t-shirt and long pants, a tribesman in a tropical jungle asks the missionary,
"If I did not know about God, the devil, and that it is a sin to go around naked as our people have always done,
would I go to hell?"
The missionary answers, "No, not if you didn't know."
Upon which the tribesman demands, "Then why did you tell me!?"ReaccionarResponder - BU
Nov 19, 2011Uhhh, until you checked if the cat was in the forest he would be both in the forest an not in the forest because of the splitting into alternate universes.
(Is that why I can never find my car keys?)ReaccionarResponder - MIMiembroNov 19, 2011[quote]In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
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If Doctors are suppose to be highly trained and educated professionals, why do they "Practice Medicine"?ReaccionarResponder - BUNov 19, 2011[quote][quote]In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
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If Doctors are suppose to be highly trained and educated professionals, why do they "Practice Medicine"?
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And why are a doctors clients called "patients." Most of them aren't patient at all.ReaccionarResponder - MANov 20, 2011[quote]If you are writing a letter with invisible ink, how do you know if you run out of ink?[/quote]
The pen will become lighter.
(127)ReaccionarResponder - MAFeb 10, 2012When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws.
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Why is it, when you send a package by ship, it's called cargo and if you send it by car, it's called shipment.
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Feb 11, 2012[quote]Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?[/quote]They've been sanforized? ;)ReaccionarResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalFeb 12, 2012# 123
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?ReaccionarResponder - MAFeb 12, 2012[quote]What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? [/quote]
Remove the mirror from your dining table.
125ReaccionarResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalFeb 16, 2012# 125
The Global Facts ... At Any Given Moment:
Fact: 79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now.
Fact: 58,000,000 are kissing.
Fact: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex ...
Fact: 1 lonely person is reading posts on TRUENUDISTS...ReaccionarResponder - MAFeb 16, 2012[quote]Fact: 1 lonely person is reading posts on TRUENUDISTS.[/quote]Fact: Now there's 2ReaccionarResponder
- MAFeb 18, 2012[quote]There, Their, They're not the same.[/quote]
No, now I Know.
#124ReaccionarResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalFeb 18, 2012# 126
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?ReaccionarResponder - MAFeb 18, 2012[quote]# 126
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? [/quote]Vegetarians ARE crackers.ReaccionarResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalFeb 18, 2012# 128
During one minute minute the dove dove past my head and headed east.ReaccionarResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalFeb 18, 2012[quote][quote]# 126
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?[/quote]Vegetarians ARE crackers.[/quote]
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Now that's funny.ReaccionarResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalFeb 18, 2012# 130
My ex-girl friend switched sides and is now a vagitarian.ReaccionarResponder - MAFeb 19, 2012[quote]# 130
My ex-girl friend switched sides and is now a vagitarian.[/quote]
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More like a dildotarian.ReaccionarResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalFeb 19, 2012# 132
NO, she wanted to face her decision head on.ReaccionarResponder