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Jul 30, 2011If Schroedinger's Cat walks into a forest, and no one is around to observe it, is he really in the forest?
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- THthomasstierneyAutor originalAug 24, 2011
Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs?
Shouldn’t they be wearing night gowns?ReagirResponder - MA
Aug 24, 2011[quote]Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn’t they be wearing night gowns?[/quote] I prefer them not to wear anything.ReagirResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalAug 24, 2011
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
ReagirResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalAug 25, 2011
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip’s Screwdriver?
ReagirResponder - MAAug 25, 2011[quote]Beauty is in the eye of the beholder[/quote] That depends on who's doing the holding.ReagirResponder
- MAAug 29, 2011
When you can't remember how many drinks you've had, it means you're drunk.
ReagirResponder - MEMembroOct 20, 2011“THAT'S NOT MY JOBâ€
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and everybody was sure that somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought anybody could do it, but nobody realized that Everyone wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have.ReagirResponder - MAOct 20, 2011[quote]“THAT'S NOT MY JOBâ€Â
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and everybody was sure that somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought anybody could do it, but nobody realized that Everyone wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have.[/quote] The everyday life of your average politician.ReagirResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalOct 22, 2011
Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?ReagirResponder - MAOct 22, 2011[quote]
Why is brassiere singular and panties plural? [/quote]Perhaps the latter makes one breathless.ReagirResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalOct 23, 2011[quote]I was told once that you should always expect the unexpected. Well if I expect the unexpected, wouldn't the unexpected become expected......leaving me to expect what, if there is no more unexpected to expect
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I once expected the unexpected, and then what I hadn't expected to happen happened, and I thought
"well, I didn't expect that to happen", so unexpected was what happened when and how it happened,
that I was totally and unexpectedly surprised. Unsurprisingly, some wag said "you should have expected that!"ReagirResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalOct 24, 2011In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.ReagirResponder
- MAOct 24, 2011[quote]In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
[/quote]I see you've met some of the same barmaids as me.ReagirResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalOct 27, 2011
In our younger days we had Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs, and now Obama .... No Hope, No Cash and No Jobs.ReagirResponder - MANov 15, 2011It is better to give than recieve. Said the man with gonorrhea.
(120)ReagirResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalNov 16, 2011Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.ReagirResponder