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What are the nudist versions of these textile idioms?

Posted Apr 1, 2023

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Activelynaked
ActivelynakedOriginal Poster
Apr 1, 2023

How could we nudists change these textile idioms to make more sense for when we use them as speech, making them as realistic as possible as they pertain to nudists?

1. Have a trick up your sleeve
2. Roll up your sleeves
3. Give someone the shirt off your back
4. Hitting below the belt
5. Tighten our belts
6. Burning a hole in your pocket
7. So scared I crapped my pants
8. So scared I pissed my pants
9. Scare your pants off
10. Just keep your shirt on...
11. Just keep your pants on...
12. Caught with your pants down

And any others you can think of you may want to add.

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  • BI
    BiNaturist2
    Apr 6, 2026

    Well, I guess you could switch 'Give the shirt off your back,' to 'Give the towel off your back,' maybe?

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  • NU
    nudeyrudy_lt3623
    Apr 6, 2026

    1. Have a trick up your sleeve
    Let me pull it out of my ,,,,
    2. Roll up your sleeves
    Getting a little dirt on you wont hurt
    3. Give someone the shirt off your back

    4. Hitting below the belt

    5. Tighten our belts
    Loose some dead weight
    6. Burning a hole in your pocket
    Cant keep hold of,,,
    7. So scared I crapped my pants
    So scared i crapped
    8. So scared I pissed my pants
    Do scared i pussed
    9. Scare your pants off
    Scared out of my skin
    10. Just keep your shirt on...
    Slow down
    11. Just keep your pants on...
    Hold your horses
    12. Caught with your pants down

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  • GA
    Gaucher
    Apr 13, 2026

    I cant help but think of the old British idiom: "All mouth and no trousers"!

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