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Veröffentlicht Jul 27, 2013

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thomasstierney
thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser
Jul 27, 2013
What's On Your Mind?
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Oct 20, 2013
    Confusion
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser
    Oct 25, 2013
    [quote]In New Jersey a complete conversation is as follows:dajeet?  -  No!Ju?[/quote]dajet = Did you eat?
    No!ju = No! Did you?
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser
    Oct 25, 2013
    If everyone in the world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours...followed by a global food shortage!
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Oct 25, 2013
    Time
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser
    Oct 25, 2013
    chips
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Oct 26, 2013
    Why do people eat so much crap every day.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser
    Oct 26, 2013
    Many people will say they don't eat junk food. Those people are called liars. I love junk food. I am going to get some chips right now.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Oct 26, 2013
    Most junk food is ok and only becomes a problem with overindulgence.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser
    Oct 26, 2013
    My ex actually asked if we could still be friends after breaking up. That’s like... Kidnappers asking you to "keep in touch" after letting you go.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser
    Oct 26, 2013
    My life was great until arithmetic ruined it. My ex put two and two together.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Oct 26, 2013
    With such excellent arithmetic skills, you ex could not have been a blonde.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser
    Oct 26, 2013
    THAT one wasn't.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser
    Oct 28, 2013
    Rainy Day Reminiscing.
    Drinking black coffee, missing the one that slipped away.
    Maybe if I had been drinking black coffee back then,
    she'd be drinking black coffee with me today.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Oct 28, 2013
    What might have been, or what could be,

    Memories bring sadness now to me.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser
    Oct 28, 2013
    Most of memories are happy ones. Only ONE got away before I was finished with her. She was a good one.
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    nudecountry77
    Oct 28, 2013
    the sky is blue, cows moo.ice is cold, cheese can have mold.death is final, what's denial?
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser
    Oct 29, 2013
    De nile is de river that runs from de Mediterranean Sea to Lake Victoria
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Oct 29, 2013
    De nile is de dirty river.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser
    Oct 29, 2013
    Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunchwith their ex first.

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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Oct 29, 2013
    If you want to know what your future wife will be like: Live with her mother for a month.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser
    Oct 29, 2013
    A recent study found that you're much more likely to get shot by an out of shape cop if you run.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Oct 30, 2013
    Excususe me sir, but it is my duty to warn you that if you attempt to run away from me before I have time to arrest you, I may have to shoot you because I am in no condition to chase after you.  ("Now where did I put my long range rifle")
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser
    Oct 30, 2013
    I think someone said that to me one night.
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    nudecountry77
    Oct 30, 2013

    IS  tired of all the blank profiles.   A suggestion to remedy that is.......  to have access to most of the site and especially the chat you MUST have a completed full profile.

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