What`s on your mind?

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  ManOfWicklow

  Dec 23, 2013

  Nothing left to hold on to.

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Dec 23, 2013

  Tote Board has gone dark.
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Dec 23, 2013

  Most blackboards are dark.

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Dec 23, 2013

  They had blackboards at Hollywood Park?
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Dec 23, 2013

  I used to do the board for a small time bookie, but he went bust.

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Dec 23, 2013

  My first job after being discharged from the USAF in 1948 was collecting for a bookie. But he died.
  
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Dec 23, 2013

  Now I know why we're on the same wavelength.

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Dec 23, 2013

  Birds of a feather etc. etc.
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Dec 23, 2013

  Horses for courses.

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Dec 23, 2013

  A horse is a horse, of course, of course
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Dec 23, 2013

  Of course the horse on the course is a horse,but mine are running off course more than on course.

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Dec 24, 2013

  Of course that is a horse of a different color.
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Dec 24, 2013

  Of course the horse off course is a different number to the horse on course.

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Dec 24, 2013

  OK, Enough horsing around.
  

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Dec 24, 2013

  Christmas Day - The Happiest Day of the year. Around the world you hear the happy cries.
  "It's Over!" "It's Over!" - "Thank God - It's Over."
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Dec 26, 2013

  Yesterday was fun (not). Bloody oven element blew up, with turkey not half cooked.

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Dec 26, 2013

  Sorry about that.
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Dec 26, 2013

  Ever had a situation where you don't know if you should laugh or cry, then you realise that laughing is the only way to remain sane.

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Dec 26, 2013

  Yup, laughed all the way to divorce court.
  

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Dec 28, 2013

  I've been wondering, is motivation real? Has anyone actually seen it?
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Dec 28, 2013

  It's on special offer for women in the january sales.

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Dec 28, 2013

  I knew a very motivated barmaid.
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Dec 28, 2013

  Special sale of the barmaids: Buy one,get one free.

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Dec 28, 2013

  Bet ya can't eat just one.
  

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