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thomasstierneyAutor originalOct 25, 2013[quote]In New Jersey a complete conversation is as follows:dajeet? - No!Ju?[/quote]dajet = Did you eat?
No!ju = No! Did you?ReaccionarResponder - TH
thomasstierneyAutor originalOct 25, 2013If everyone in the world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours...followed by a global food shortage!ReaccionarResponder - TH
thomasstierneyAutor originalOct 26, 2013Many people will say they don't eat junk food. Those people are called liars. I love junk food. I am going to get some chips right now.ReaccionarResponder - MA
Oct 26, 2013Most junk food is ok and only becomes a problem with overindulgence.ReaccionarResponder - TH
thomasstierneyAutor originalOct 26, 2013My ex actually asked if we could still be friends after breaking up. That’s like... Kidnappers asking you to "keep in touch" after letting you go.ReaccionarResponder - TH
thomasstierneyAutor originalOct 26, 2013My life was great until arithmetic ruined it. My ex put two and two together.ReaccionarResponder - MA
Oct 26, 2013With such excellent arithmetic skills, you ex could not have been a blonde.ReaccionarResponder - TH
thomasstierneyAutor originalOct 28, 2013Rainy Day Reminiscing.
Drinking black coffee, missing the one that slipped away.
Maybe if I had been drinking black coffee back then,
she'd be drinking black coffee with me today.ReaccionarResponder - MA
Oct 28, 2013What might have been, or what could be,
Memories bring sadness now to me.ReaccionarResponder - TH
thomasstierneyAutor originalOct 28, 2013Most of memories are happy ones. Only ONE got away before I was finished with her. She was a good one.ReaccionarResponder - NUOct 28, 2013the sky is blue, cows moo.ice is cold, cheese can have mold.death is final, what's denial?ReaccionarResponder
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thomasstierneyAutor originalOct 29, 2013De nile is de river that runs from de Mediterranean Sea to Lake VictoriaReaccionarResponder - TH
thomasstierneyAutor originalOct 29, 2013Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunchwith their ex first.ReaccionarResponder - MA
Oct 29, 2013If you want to know what your future wife will be like: Live with her mother for a month.ReaccionarResponder - TH
thomasstierneyAutor originalOct 29, 2013A recent study found that you're much more likely to get shot by an out of shape cop if you run.ReaccionarResponder - MA
Oct 30, 2013Excususe me sir, but it is my duty to warn you that if you attempt to run away from me before I have time to arrest you, I may have to shoot you because I am in no condition to chase after you. ("Now where did I put my long range rifle")ReaccionarResponder - TH
thomasstierneyAutor originalOct 30, 2013I think someone said that to me one night.ReaccionarResponder - NUOct 30, 2013
IS tired of all the blank profiles. A suggestion to remedy that is....... to have access to most of the site and especially the chat you MUST have a completed full profile.
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