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thomasstierneyAutor originalNov 8, 2013When she left - In my heart I didn't know how much of the furniture was hers.ReaccionarResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalNov 12, 2013My ex? We're not friends, we're not enemies. We're just strangers with some memories.ReaccionarResponder
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Nov 12, 2013I don't have EX's I have Y's, like Y the hell did I date her.ReaccionarResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalNov 13, 2013Hey Chicago, Mine is bigger than yours, Sincerely, New York CityReaccionarResponder
- THthomasstierneyAutor originalNov 13, 2013Did you ever meet someone and you just knew you were going to spend the rest of your life avoiding them?ReaccionarResponder
- NUNov 13, 2013
My puppy will fall asleep anywhere, in any position and the snore like he's cutting a cord of wood.
ReaccionarResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalNov 13, 2013How long does an average person spend farting in their lifetime?
You figure that people fart anywhere between 10 and 20 times a day.
That's about a 30 seconds per day. That's over 182 minutes (about 3 hours) per year.
So on average...
A 70-year-old will have spent about 9 days farting.
An 80-year-old will have spent about 10 days farting.
A 90-year-old will have spent about 11.5 days farting.
A 100-year-old will have spent about 12.5 days farting.ReaccionarResponder - MANov 14, 2013The average 80 year old human will have farted 1,040 gallons of gas.ReaccionarResponder
- THthomasstierneyAutor originalNov 14, 2013Did you ever know someone who needed a handle you could jiggle because their mouth would not stop running?ReaccionarResponder
- THthomasstierneyAutor originalNov 15, 2013The first time I saw her I knew when God created her he was just showing off.ReaccionarResponder
- MANov 15, 2013[quote]BOOHOO-BOOHOO.[/quote][img src="http://getfbcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/Boo-Hoo-Facebook-Cover-600x300.png">ReaccionarResponder
- MANov 15, 2013It's so cold here, I wouldn't be surprised to see snow by morning.ReaccionarResponder
- THthomasstierneyAutor originalNov 16, 2013Well if Venetia Williams used a whip on me I would run like hell.ReaccionarResponder
- THthomasstierneyAutor originalNov 16, 2013I do not know what a bloody seaside donkey is, but I understand frustration.ReaccionarResponder
- MANov 17, 2013My wife said she needs more space ,so I bought her a one-way ticket to the moon.ReaccionarResponder