What`s on your mind?

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  ManOfWicklow

  Nov 7, 2013

  Sometimes people confuse smiling with laughing.

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  thomasstierneyOriginal Poster

  Nov 7, 2013

  She smiled a lot.

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  thomasstierneyOriginal Poster

  Nov 8, 2013

  When she left - In my heart I didn't know how much of the furniture was hers.
  

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  thomasstierneyOriginal Poster

  Nov 12, 2013

  My ex? We're not friends, we're not enemies. We're just strangers with some memories.
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Nov 12, 2013

  I don't have EX's I have Y's, like Y the hell did I date her.

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  thomasstierneyOriginal Poster

  Nov 13, 2013

  Hey Chicago, Mine is bigger than yours, Sincerely, New York City
  

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  thomasstierneyOriginal Poster

  Nov 13, 2013

  Did you ever meet someone and you just knew you were going to spend the rest of your life avoiding them?
  

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  nudecountry77

  Nov 13, 2013

  My puppy will fall asleep anywhere, in any position and the snore like he's cutting a cord of wood.

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  ManOfWicklow

  Nov 13, 2013

  The average person spends 25 years sleeping.

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  thomasstierneyOriginal Poster

  Nov 13, 2013

  How long does an average person spend farting in their lifetime?
  You figure that people fart anywhere between 10 and 20 times a day.
  That's about a 30 seconds per day. That's over 182 minutes (about 3 hours) per year.
  So on average...
  A 70-year-old will have spent about 9 days farting.
  An 80-year-old will have spent about 10 days farting.
  A 90-year-old will have spent about 11.5 days farting.
  A 100-year-old will have spent about 12.5 days farting.
  
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Nov 14, 2013

  The average 80 year old human will have farted 1,040 gallons of gas.

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  thomasstierneyOriginal Poster

  Nov 14, 2013

  Did you ever know someone who needed a handle you could jiggle because their mouth would not stop running?
  

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  thomasstierneyOriginal Poster

  Nov 15, 2013

  The first time I saw her I knew when God created her he was just showing off.
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Nov 15, 2013

  [quote]BOOHOO-BOOHOO.[/quote][img src="http://getfbcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/Boo-Hoo-Facebook-Cover-600x300.png">

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  nudecountry77

  Nov 15, 2013

  Winter is arriving in my area today

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  ManOfWicklow

  Nov 15, 2013

  It's so cold here, I wouldn't be surprised to see snow by morning.

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  thomasstierneyOriginal Poster

  Nov 16, 2013

  It looks like you weren't surprised.
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Nov 16, 2013

  Carrickboy has a good outside chance in the 2:30

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  thomasstierneyOriginal Poster

  Nov 16, 2013

  Well if Venetia Williams used a whip on me I would run like hell.
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Nov 16, 2013

  She has made me a happy man many times.

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  thomasstierneyOriginal Poster

  Nov 16, 2013

  Did Carrickboy do the deed?
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Nov 16, 2013

  No,he ran like a bloody seaside donkey.

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  thomasstierneyOriginal Poster

  Nov 16, 2013

  I do not know what a bloody seaside donkey is, but I understand frustration.
  
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Nov 17, 2013

  My wife said she needs more space ,so I bought her a one-way ticket to the moon.

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