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Wise Words of the Day

نُشر Aug 18, 2011

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ManOfWicklow
ManOfWicklowصاحب المنشور
Aug 18, 2011

Man who knows how to really enjoy life, has lots of wives, but never gets married.

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    thomasstierney
    Feb 19, 2012
    # 85

    No matter how much it hurts, failure today just shows you a challenge for tomorrow.





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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowصاحب المنشور
    Feb 20, 2012
    #86

    There is no such thing as failure. There are only results.
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    thomasstierney
    Feb 20, 2012
    # 87

    Failure is not defeat, until you stop trying

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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowصاحب المنشور
    Feb 21, 2012
    #88

    The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowصاحب المنشور
    Feb 21, 2012
    #89

    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
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    thomasstierney
    Feb 21, 2012
    # 90

    The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.

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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowصاحب المنشور
    Feb 22, 2012
    #91

    It' ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.
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    thomasstierney
    Feb 22, 2012
    # 92

    Just had a fight with my alarm clock.
    It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed.
    Things got violent.
    Now the alarm clocks broken and I'm wide awake.
    Not sure who won.

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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowصاحب المنشور
    Feb 22, 2012
    [quote]# 92

    Just had a fight with my alarm clock.
    It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed.
    Things got violent.
    Now the alarm clocks broken and I'm wide awake.
    Not sure who won.

    [/quote]

    That's one fight I would not want to referee.

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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowصاحب المنشور
    Feb 22, 2012
    #94

    Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
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    thomasstierney
    Feb 22, 2012
    # 95

    Do not argue with an idiot; he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowصاحب المنشور
    Feb 23, 2012
    [quote]# 95

    Do not argue with an idiot; he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

    [/quote]

    Who's arguing with you.

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    thomasstierney
    Feb 23, 2012
    # 97

    If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
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    عضو
    Feb 23, 2012
    "I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on."

    "I'd rather be a smart ass than a dumb ass."

    And

    "I'd rather be over the hill than under it."
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowصاحب المنشور
    Feb 23, 2012
    [quote]# 97

    If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.[/quote]

    So if I say you're right, then that would mean you're wrong, What ever you say. I win.

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    thomasstierney
    Feb 23, 2012
    # 100

    Touche'


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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowصاحب المنشور
    Feb 23, 2012
    #101

    The only time you run out of chances, is when you stop taking them.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowصاحب المنشور
    Feb 24, 2012
    #102

    Happiness is not the acquisition of anything, it's the understanding of something.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowصاحب المنشور
    Mar 6, 2012
    #103

    Never choose your women or linen by candlelight.
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    EvansBetterHalf
    Mar 8, 2012
    Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
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    SailerH37C
    Mar 8, 2012
    In the Navy they say: Forward leaning is the first step in being bent over ......and a Letter of Reprimand
    is better than no mail at all.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowصاحب المنشور
    Mar 9, 2012
    #107

    A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
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    thomasstierney
    Mar 9, 2012
    # 108

    Religion can often provide a justification for doing something that would otherwise be found repulsive.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowصاحب المنشور
    Mar 10, 2012
    #109

    If you don't scale the mountain, you can't view the plain.
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