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ManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher Verfasser
Aug 18, 2011Man who knows how to really enjoy life, has lots of wives, but never gets married.
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- TH
Feb 19, 2012# 85
No matter how much it hurts, failure today just shows you a challenge for tomorrow.ReagierenAntworten - MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserFeb 20, 2012#86
There is no such thing as failure. There are only results.ReagierenAntworten - MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserFeb 21, 2012#88
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.ReagierenAntworten - MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserFeb 21, 2012#89
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.ReagierenAntworten - THFeb 21, 2012# 90
The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.ReagierenAntworten - MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserFeb 22, 2012#91
It' ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.ReagierenAntworten - THFeb 22, 2012# 92
Just had a fight with my alarm clock.
It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed.
Things got violent.
Now the alarm clocks broken and I'm wide awake.
Not sure who won.ReagierenAntworten - MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserFeb 22, 2012[quote]# 92
Just had a fight with my alarm clock.
It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed.
Things got violent.
Now the alarm clocks broken and I'm wide awake.
Not sure who won.
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That's one fight I would not want to referee.
#93ReagierenAntworten - MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserFeb 22, 2012#94
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.ReagierenAntworten - THFeb 22, 2012# 95
Do not argue with an idiot; he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.ReagierenAntworten - MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserFeb 23, 2012[quote]# 95
Do not argue with an idiot; he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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Who's arguing with you.
#96ReagierenAntworten - MIMitgliedFeb 23, 2012"I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on."
"I'd rather be a smart ass than a dumb ass."
And
"I'd rather be over the hill than under it."ReagierenAntworten - MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserFeb 23, 2012[quote]# 97
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.[/quote]
So if I say you're right, then that would mean you're wrong, What ever you say. I win.
#99ReagierenAntworten - MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserFeb 23, 2012#101
The only time you run out of chances, is when you stop taking them.ReagierenAntworten - MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserFeb 24, 2012#102
Happiness is not the acquisition of anything, it's the understanding of something.ReagierenAntworten - MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserMar 6, 2012#103
Never choose your women or linen by candlelight.ReagierenAntworten - EV
Mar 8, 2012Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.ReagierenAntworten - SA
Mar 8, 2012In the Navy they say: Forward leaning is the first step in being bent over ......and a Letter of Reprimand
is better than no mail at all.ReagierenAntworten - MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserMar 9, 2012#107
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.ReagierenAntworten - THMar 9, 2012# 108
Religion can often provide a justification for doing something that would otherwise be found repulsive.ReagierenAntworten - MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserMar 10, 2012#109
If you don't scale the mountain, you can't view the plain.ReagierenAntworten